Yo Mama, Yo Daddy, Yo Bald Headed Granny. Oh, No He Didn’t!

Feb 14,2019 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

Yo Mama Don’t Dance And Your Daddy Don’t Rock N Roll But YO Bald Headed Granny Is Dancing Like A 20 Year Old Fillipino Break Dancer!

Want To Know Why?

I bet you do you nosey son of a gun you!

You see it is simple your mama don’t dance because well, she just can’t dance she sucks!

What did you expect something clever?

Ok, ok, you win here goes!

Yes, she is white and it is not right when it comes to shaking her tail feather!

If she is not white, and still can’t dance, well she still sucks!

I am equal opportunity dancer basher.

She is not taking her dancing talents to south beach like Lebron James did with the Miami Heat!

So she does not dance case closed!

Yo daddy cant rock n roll because the dude cant sing or swing his hips to save his life.

Unless you count that weird robot dance middle aged men do when they have had one too many Heinekens!

American idol or the voice no worries your safe from your daddies abomination of lackless talent.

See those big words I threw in there to make me look smart? Yeah those sucked too!

You know what does not suck?

Yo bald headed granny!

Yep,

she’s twisting, she’s grooving, she’s moving, she’s spinning, and by golly she is winning!

Why?

She discovered this affiliate marketing coaching that’s teaching her how to get lot’s of bingo money, and that dream Cadillac with those shiny rims she always wanted to pimp the streets of a neighborhood near you, and she’s putting the 20 year old fillipino break dancers to shame with her groovy moves!

See how here;

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The Worlds First Intelligent Designer @ Social Media Automation Software Is Here

Aug 20,2018 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

Like Straight From A Future Stephen Spielberg Hot Selling Book And Future Film Where A.I. Rules Social Media!

Ever see all those cool quotes, posts, graphics, questions, banners, etc.. that tend to get so many shares and likes?

Yep, I do all the time!

Because they work!

But;

These marketers probably spend a lot of time and money creating this type of viral content.

What if you could automate this process?

Well know you can!

With this breakthrough A.I. software that works 24/7 for you.

Create;

Affiliate Graphics

Quotes:

Questions?

And much more!

Bringing you tons of traffic!

And you don’t have to sit on the computer all day getting a sore ass!

Who wants a sore ass anyways.

Direct your leads to your blog, affiliate offers, or whatever you want.

This A.I. wants to do all the stuff that you do not want to do 24/7.

Freeing up your time.

It will even get the virtual sore ass for you.

So, you can do what you want.

See how;

Here;

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I been on the computer too long my ass is sore.

Thankfully I hired this A.I. software as well.

Off to the gym:)

TTYL

Jay

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A.I. Traffic Software Wants To Make You Money 24/7 With No Bathroom Breaks

Aug 20,2018 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

Creates Social Media Graphics, Banner Ads, Facts, Quotes, Blog Titles, Questions, Around The Clock.

The best part is once you hire this breakthrough A.I. system to work for you.

It works for you for free 24/7 for life.

No bathroom breaks, no cigarette breaks, no lunch.

Yep, North Korean slave labor basically.

But, who cares it is not human:)

A.I. does not care about any of that petty human stuff!

A.I. just cares about making your business money.

And that is how it should be.

This is the future.

Terminator is back in 2018

He told you he would be back but Arnold just took a different form.

Want to hire this software from the distant future to work for you now?

Well, it is ready to seek and destroy!

See How

Here;

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I will see you in the near future.

Sincerely,

Jay ( AKA John Connor )

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A.I. Software Captures Swarms Of Social Media Traffic On Autopilot

Aug 20,2018 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

Intelligent Social Media Software Captures Leads And Sales Around The Clock 24/7 Making The Cash Registers Sing?

Don’t want to spend all day on social media like a Kardashian sister?

But, still want fresh new leads and sales for your business.

Hiring someone to create graphics and content for your business can get very costly as you know.

But,

What if you could create fresh new content and graphics with a sophisticated algorithm that creates content and designs for your social media posts on demand?

Well, this breakthrough software works for you around the clock doing all the hard work for you.

And, this genius created the perfect weapon for social media.

Watch to reach billions of people on social media?

Well, now you can!

See how here;

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This is awesome!

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Pick From 12 Done For You Websites In The Hottest Selling Niches

May 20,2018 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

Everything Is Outsourced And You Do Not Need To Know A Thing To Run A Super Profitable Business In Your Free Time…

But what if you could make most of the money while someone else does all the hard work?

Sounds smarter than Albert Einstein creating the theory of relativity.

Check out these 12 smart sites that are completely done for you and ready to deliver.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/hyhdb7wi031jvcu/Digital%20Services%20Reseller%20Sites.docx?dl=0

Pretty easy to run and scale too without much more time spent.

These sites are an example of a super smart business model in 2018.

And these done for you sites are hot, hot, hot, in demand niches for 2018 and way beyond.

Like what you see?

So do I that is why I got involved.

Think Fiverr and Freelancer outsourcing services where you keep most of them money and do not do any of the actual work!

This is the business that you have been waiting for.

Place your orders here;

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Leave me a message on the chat box on the lower right hand corner of the site or just email me if you have any questions.

Let’s make 2018 our best year ever in the hot selling digital marketing service niche.

talk to you soon.

Jay

Hulk Smash

Hulk Smash – Top Suits Hire Hulk To Destroy These Money Making Sites

May 15,2018 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

Hulk Smash!!!!

Oh he is pissed he is turning green and ripping everything in his sight to shreds.

He is coming!

You better run faster than Loki when Thors magical hammer is circling his melon.

His green muscles are glistening in the summer sun…

Man, you can really tell he works out!

The suits that hired the green machine were pissed that these sites were eating into there profits
like a great white tearing into a cape seal.

He was ordered by his superiors to smash on sight!

These sites are some real cheddar makers to say the least.

This is the hottest business model to be in for 2018 and beyond.

Let me tell you why:

scalable = Check

High profit margin = Check

Done For You = Check

Outsourced Work = Check

Free Chat Box @ Lead Generation = Check

Free Domains = Check

Free Support = Check

Don’t have to know crap = Check

Can you answer a few emails and forward orders to your outsourcer?

Well, great you wont have to turn green to make a ton of money with this;

Here are some examples of the sites:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/hyhdb7wi031jvcu/Digital%20Services%20Reseller%20Sites.docx?dl=0

If you are interested in getting one or more of these badboys for yourself order here;

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Turn back into David Banner and release the hulk on your competition.

B.T.W. The new Avengers Infinity Wars was awesome:)

Passive Income

It’s Raining Money Hallelulah It’s Raining Money …….

May 3,2018 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

Is This The Easiest Money You Will Ever Make Online!

Everything is completely done for you!

Ten of the hottest niche sites and business opportunities online.

Website done check!

Email captures Done check!

Web hosting For Life done check!

All the work completely done for you check!

Earn 60% commissions on all orders.

The more your customers order the more moolah you make.

You do not even have to know squat about any of these businesses to prosper with them.

It is completely outsourced!

All you do is drive traffic and take orders!

Think you can handle this easy task?

I know you can too!

See my cool site

https://resellerbusinesssource.com/

Take a peak and if you like what you see place an order.

If you have any questions reach out to me affiliatelessons@jaysonlinereviews.com

To Your Online Success.

Jay

Done For You Passive Income Niche Sites

May 3,2018 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

The Hottest In Demand Internet Marketing Service Niches Online.

You can be brain dead!

You can have no skills!

The point is it does not matter!

Everything is done for you.

The sites

Free domain name

The hosting is free for life

The services are outsourced you keep 60% of the profits.

Are you starting to see the money rolling in?

Chaching!

You just market your site and take orders.

The genius behind the scenes takes care of the rest.

I jumped all over this

Here is my new site.

https://resellerbusinesssource.com/

Want one for yourself?

Want ten for yourself?

Let me know affiliatelessons@jaysonlinereviews.com

Or place your order and we will get the ball rolling!

TTYL

Jay

Bitcoin Cryptocurrency Investing Beginners This Software Makes Investing Easy

Apr 12,2018 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

Cyrptocurrency investing is all the rage these days …..

Bitcoin, Bitcoin, Bitcoin…

Some people who are really into investing in cryptocurrency ..

Bitcoin, Litecoin, Ethereum, Zcash, Dash, Ripple, Monero…

All these alternative cyrptocurrencies feed off of bitcoin like a great white shark feeds off of a cape seal.

Yummy!

Bitcoin is like there pimpdaddy.

If bitcoin goes up in price then the other cryptocurrencies make more money ( usually ).

When the pimp makes money the hoes are making money and everyone is happier than a flea on a fat dog.

I ran into a friend a few days back who swears by bitcoin and said to me bitcoin will one day be worth a million bucks for one coin!

My jaw dropped really I said?

Wheres the proof?

She said after a lot of research that huge companies are actively investing in the cryptocurrency market.

She also said a famous investor said he is so sure that bitcoin is a sure bet that he will eat his own genitals if he is wrong!

Lol I am not kidding she told me this!

Ouch, ouch, and more ouch!

This high end investor is really putting his money where his mouth is.

Or genitals are so to speak:)

The point of my rant is no one can stop the bitcoin train choo choo.

The government, nsa, cia, fbi, etc…..

Bitcoin and cryptocurrency investing is where it is at these days.

So how do you automate your bitcoin and cryptocurrency investing?

And how do you make more money with your bitcoin investing?

Turn $1 Into $5, $10 … Even $50
ALL DAY LONG With Bitcoin And Cryptocurrency!

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Invest, invest, invest.

TTYL

Jay

How To Create A Wordpress Plugin

Create A WordPress Plugin In Minutes And Sell It For Mucho Denaro

Apr 3,2018 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

WordPress is huge business to say the least.

A whopping quarter of the whole Internet is powered by WordPress.

Ever wanted to cash in like the big dogs ruff ruff.

Like those computer geeks or techies that eat and breathe code.

Well,

Good news kimosabe.

You do not have to be a revenge of the nerds cast member, or big bang theory cast member.

To rake in the dough like fall leaves in a national forest…

No sireeee!

Back off Sheldon!

Ever wanted to create your own WordPress plugin but don’t no jack about code etc…

Well these computer geeks hooked you up.

You now can create your own WordPress plugin in literally minutes.

No tape in the middle of your glasses needed.

No coding master sessions like Mark Zuckerberg.

No complicated theory of relativity Albert Einstein brain mashing thinking involved.

No comican events and mingling involved.

Nope.

All you need is this;

Go Here And Rake In That Mucho Dinero;

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P.S. I love computer geeks.

Jay

Wordpress Plugins Create

Create Your Own Profit Pulling WordPress Plugins In Under 60 Seconds!

Apr 2,2018 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

Now You Too Can Create Your Own Profit Pulling WordPress Plugins In Under 60 Seconds!

Sell Your Plugins To MILLIONS Of Hungry Online Businesses And Become An Overnight Software Tycoon…

Are you ready to cash in on the software craze even if you have zero coding experience?

I always wanted to learn how to develop software but I never got around to it.

Do to various reasons like running an online business, and just life in general.

Heck, it is busy just being alive this day and age.

You know how I feel I am sure.

Software sells like wildfire online.

Heck, just look at the Jvzoo all time top sellers.

Software dominates in pretty much every category.

And for very good reasons.

People need software to run there businesses like a crackhead needs a rock.

And WordPress is a powerhouse!

WordPress powers 25% of the entire Internet!

Gee whizz Wally really?

Yes Beave really!

Leave it to beaver quote for anyone old enough to get that:)

Anyway;

These genius software developers came up with a way for you to cash in on this enormous industry.

Even if you are newer than a 2019 Lambo fresh off the salesroom floor.

Yes you can!

Be an allstar coder without knowing any coding skills and sell your plugins for big moolah.

Learn how Here;

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/wp-developer-suite/

You need to get this asap.

Jay

Email Marketing

90% Of The Money You Make Online Is Here

Nov 6,2017 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

Ouch 90%

Ouch! and more ouch!

Yes, this is where the lions share of your wealth comes from.

I waited 3 years before before I started my list.

I have had it for seven years ever since then.

I lost a ton of money in those 3 years by not realizing the power of an email list.

Hey,

You are reading this email right?

A lot of money flushed down the “ole toilet.”

Swoosh!

Don’t make that same mistake.

It is a costly one I will be the first to tell you that.

Recover 90% of your lost money and start building your email list.

I have been with these guys for 7 years and I highly recommend them.

They are also giving away your first 30 days free so take advantage of it.

Here;

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To more money in your bank account.

Jay

7 Figure Franchise

More Valuable Than Boardwalk And Park Place W/O Fake Monopoly Money

Nov 2,2017 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

Who does not love the classic board game Monopoly.

The game took foreverrrrrrrr to complete but it was fun, fun, fun.

Fun I tell you!

I was either the dog, or the race car when I dominated monopoly back in the dizaaayyyyyy.

Well, at least I though I dominated.

I am a legend in my own mind:)

I don’t mean to toot my own horn.

Oh, screw it toot, toot.

But, I was pretty good at the classic game and I didn’t even have to grow a weird mustache, and wear a tophat.

It would be pretty weird to see a kid with a mustache like that anyways.

Ouch, lay off the hormones young man.

What is more valuable than boardwalk, and park place for your business?

I am so glad you asked.

And it can make you some serious real cash not paper money:)

Taught by a 7 figure English chap

( Without the weird mustache of course. )

Who built his own park place @ boardwalk internet biz

Let him show you how here;

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/7-figure-franchise-webinar/

Get that learning cap on my friend.

Jay

Email Marketing

Want A Huge Email List For Free?

Oct 30,2017 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

Fact: 90% of the money that you make online will come directly from your email list.

If you are not building your email list you are leaving huge piles of money on the table.

In this day and age a list is mandatory.

And pretty dumb if your not building one.

But,

Building a list does take time.

What if we could really speed up that process?

What if you had an army of people building your email list for you?

How fast do you think you could build a huge, profitable, email list?

Did I mention it is all for free.

See how here;

http://DualSqueeze.com/squeeze.php?id=16476

P.S. If you have not started an email list yet, no worries here is who I recommend and you get a whole month for free.

Here is the link: http://1monthfreeaweberhere.aweber.com

Now get to work and make it happen.

Jay

Your Ecommerce Store 14 Day Free Trial

Oct 25,2017 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

Your the best around noones gonna ever keep you down.

Your the best around no-ones gonna ever keep you down.

Reminds me of the classic movie the karate kid when Daniel Larusso

was fighting his arch nemesis Johnny ( Aka class bully ) from the cobra kai in the championship match.

Hiyaaaaaaaa…

This song gets me pumped up like another theme song that I love the eye of the tiger from the classic boxing movie rocky.

Adriaaannnnn!!!

I just want to accomplish stuff, kick butt, and take names later.

Starting your own ecommerce store has that same feeling, and it can put a lot of dough in your pockets to boot.

How much?

Depends on you?

Do you have a good work ethic?

If you answered yes the sky is the limit.

Let me ask you this question?

Are you the best around?

I agree you are.

No-ones ever gonna keep your dreams down.

Start your 14 day free trial, and open up your own ecommerce dojo

Here;

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Ecommerce Stores Will Be Stacking The Money This Christmas HO, HO, HO

Oct 25,2017 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

Ecommerce Stores Will Be Stacking The Money This Christmas HO, HO, HO

Santa has a big stack of money in his jolly, giant, red Christmas sack.

For ecommerce store owners who have been jolly, nice, and wise.

The power has been shifted from offline stores to online ecommerce stores like Amazon.

Who are dominating the ecommerce online space.

Santas little helpers who were smart enough to start there own e-comm store will be reaping the rewards when the army of customers start shopping online this holiday season.

If you want some of santas stacks of holiday moolah this holiday season, and well beyond.

Yo better get that ecommerce store a rocking, and get those customers a knocking.

Start your ecommerce store here santas little helper, and grab your 14 day free trial.

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/shopify/

If You Build It The Customers Will Come From Everywhere ( Story )

Oct 25,2017 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

If You Build It The Customers Will Come.

Kevin Costner is a great actor ( No doubt about it )

My 2 favorite Costner flicks.

Dances with Wolves
Field of Dreams

Tatanka, Tatanka!

Native american man with 2 fingers above his head trying to explain a buffalo to Kevin Costners character in the movie.

Lol classic stuff.

Anyhow,

Field of dreams, and how it relates to making money online.

Costner built a baseball field in the middle of a cornfield in Iowa.

His childhood baseball heroes who were long since deceased magically appeared playing baseball in his baseball field.

But,

Only Kevin costner, and a select few people were able to see these athletic ghosts.

Booo:)

Shoeless Joe Jackson and many deceased baseball players of the past made Kevin Costners magical baseball field his home, and the baseball games commenced.

But Costners character was in massive debt, and his brother in law who worked for the bank kept telling him to sell the house or the bank is going to take his home.

Costner refused.

His child in the movie quoted

” Don’t worry daddy if you build it they will come. ”

Referring to his already made magical baseball field.

Miles of cars wrapped around the road leading to there farmhouse were lined up for miles.

More than the eye can see.

To see there childhood heroes play baseball again, and they were willing to pay big money to do so.

His problems were solved.

Saving his house, his sanity, and his magical field of dreams.

Likewise,

If you build an ecommerce store, on the proper foundation, it is the only way your customers will come.

Ecommerce buyers, affiliates, and paying customers.

They all will come.

Create your own magical field of dreams.

See how here;

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/shopify/

Grab your 14 day free trial, build your store, and watch them start to come.