Joe Rogan Chokes Out Alex Jones As Alex Screams Matte From The Classic Movie Bloodsport

Feb 18,2019 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

Yep, Joe Rogan has finally had enough of the big babbling buffoon that calls himself Alex Jones ( Info Wars ) and bitch slaps him back to Texas, as he screams matte from the classic movie bloodsport.

Aint nothing but steers and queers in Texas Alex and you sure don’t have horns on your melon.

So, it kind of narrows it down don’t it!

Full metal Jacket quote for you non movie buffs.

Alex Jones the babbling overgrown white gorilla has been talking major shit about Joe Rogan saying he is in with the Rothschilds and has sponsorships with the cash app, which is owned by the ceo of Twitter Jack Dorsey.

Alex Jones even went as far as bringing up old Joe Rogan clips saying he is racist etc… Alex Jones has no limits, as the all you can eat buffets will vouch for.

Yep, who cares Alex! Joe Rogan has a family to feed, he can promote midget porn if he wants too no one cares!

Joe Rogan is not a babbling conspiracy theorist who spits out nonsense on a daily basis to his millions of knuckleheads who actually believe his bullshit.

Joe Rogan actually produces great content which is enjoyable to millions of fans of all ages and interests.

Not, retarded conspiracy theories that no-one with half a brain will believe.

Hell, there are even window lickers who are smart enough to know hey, this Alex Jones guy is crazier than Kim Jung Un!

Yep, I am team Rogan on this one!

Alex Jones is just using Joe Rogans fanbase to try and grow his business which has been devastated by a social media typhoon ban from YouTube , Twitter, Facebook, and all the other social media giants getting together and massively bitch slapping Alex Jones and his business back to the stone age.

Yabba dabba doo bitch!

Hows that for a conspiracy theory you got ram rodded by a 100 foot social media hog in the bootay with no lube.

Ouch, that must have really hurt!

Did Joe Rogan really submit Alex Jones?

Nope, but if keeps talking smack this may turn into real news only time will tell!

P.S. This is fake news btw eat your heart out CNN

But the content in this post is as real as a hear attack!

I know you are jealous CNN!

Fake news!

The funny marketer out!

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Yo Mama, Yo Daddy, Yo Bald Headed Granny. Oh, No He Didn’t!

Feb 14,2019 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

Yo Mama Don’t Dance And Your Daddy Don’t Rock N Roll But YO Bald Headed Granny Is Dancing Like A 20 Year Old Fillipino Break Dancer!

Want To Know Why?

I bet you do you nosey son of a gun you!

You see it is simple your mama don’t dance because well, she just can’t dance she sucks!

What did you expect something clever?

Ok, ok, you win here goes!

Yes, she is white and it is not right when it comes to shaking her tail feather!

If she is not white, and still can’t dance, well she still sucks!

I am equal opportunity dancer basher.

She is not taking her dancing talents to south beach like Lebron James did with the Miami Heat!

So she does not dance case closed!

Yo daddy cant rock n roll because the dude cant sing or swing his hips to save his life.

Unless you count that weird robot dance middle aged men do when they have had one too many Heinekens!

American idol or the voice no worries your safe from your daddies abomination of lackless talent.

See those big words I threw in there to make me look smart? Yeah those sucked too!

You know what does not suck?

Yo bald headed granny!

Yep,

she’s twisting, she’s grooving, she’s moving, she’s spinning, and by golly she is winning!

Why?

She discovered this affiliate marketing coaching that’s teaching her how to get lot’s of bingo money, and that dream Cadillac with those shiny rims she always wanted to pimp the streets of a neighborhood near you, and she’s putting the 20 year old fillipino break dancers to shame with her groovy moves!

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The Worlds First Intelligent Designer @ Social Media Automation Software Is Here

Aug 20,2018 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

Like Straight From A Future Stephen Spielberg Hot Selling Book And Future Film Where A.I. Rules Social Media!

Ever see all those cool quotes, posts, graphics, questions, banners, etc.. that tend to get so many shares and likes?

Yep, I do all the time!

Because they work!

But;

These marketers probably spend a lot of time and money creating this type of viral content.

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Questions?

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I been on the computer too long my ass is sore.

Thankfully I hired this A.I. software as well.

Off to the gym:)

TTYL

Jay

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A.I. Traffic Software Wants To Make You Money 24/7 With No Bathroom Breaks

Aug 20,2018 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

Creates Social Media Graphics, Banner Ads, Facts, Quotes, Blog Titles, Questions, Around The Clock.

The best part is once you hire this breakthrough A.I. system to work for you.

It works for you for free 24/7 for life.

No bathroom breaks, no cigarette breaks, no lunch.

Yep, North Korean slave labor basically.

But, who cares it is not human:)

A.I. does not care about any of that petty human stuff!

A.I. just cares about making your business money.

And that is how it should be.

This is the future.

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He told you he would be back but Arnold just took a different form.

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I will see you in the near future.

Sincerely,

Jay ( AKA John Connor )

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A.I. Software Captures Swarms Of Social Media Traffic On Autopilot

Aug 20,2018 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

Intelligent Social Media Software Captures Leads And Sales Around The Clock 24/7 Making The Cash Registers Sing?

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Hiring someone to create graphics and content for your business can get very costly as you know.

But,

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This is awesome!

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Pick From 12 Done For You Websites In The Hottest Selling Niches

May 20,2018 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

Everything Is Outsourced And You Do Not Need To Know A Thing To Run A Super Profitable Business In Your Free Time…

But what if you could make most of the money while someone else does all the hard work?

Sounds smarter than Albert Einstein creating the theory of relativity.

Check out these 12 smart sites that are completely done for you and ready to deliver.

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Pretty easy to run and scale too without much more time spent.

These sites are an example of a super smart business model in 2018.

And these done for you sites are hot, hot, hot, in demand niches for 2018 and way beyond.

Like what you see?

So do I that is why I got involved.

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Leave me a message on the chat box on the lower right hand corner of the site or just email me if you have any questions.

Let’s make 2018 our best year ever in the hot selling digital marketing service niche.

talk to you soon.

Jay

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May 15,2018 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

Hulk Smash!!!!

Oh he is pissed he is turning green and ripping everything in his sight to shreds.

He is coming!

You better run faster than Loki when Thors magical hammer is circling his melon.

His green muscles are glistening in the summer sun…

Man, you can really tell he works out!

The suits that hired the green machine were pissed that these sites were eating into there profits
like a great white tearing into a cape seal.

He was ordered by his superiors to smash on sight!

These sites are some real cheddar makers to say the least.

This is the hottest business model to be in for 2018 and beyond.

Let me tell you why:

scalable = Check

High profit margin = Check

Done For You = Check

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Free Chat Box @ Lead Generation = Check

Free Domains = Check

Free Support = Check

Don’t have to know crap = Check

Can you answer a few emails and forward orders to your outsourcer?

Well, great you wont have to turn green to make a ton of money with this;

Here are some examples of the sites:

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Turn back into David Banner and release the hulk on your competition.

B.T.W. The new Avengers Infinity Wars was awesome:)

Passive Income

It’s Raining Money Hallelulah It’s Raining Money …….

May 3,2018 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

Is This The Easiest Money You Will Ever Make Online!

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All the work completely done for you check!

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To Your Online Success.

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May 3,2018 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

The Hottest In Demand Internet Marketing Service Niches Online.

You can be brain dead!

You can have no skills!

The point is it does not matter!

Everything is done for you.

The sites

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The hosting is free for life

The services are outsourced you keep 60% of the profits.

Are you starting to see the money rolling in?

Chaching!

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I jumped all over this

Here is my new site.

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Want ten for yourself?

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TTYL

Jay

Bitcoin Cryptocurrency Investing Beginners This Software Makes Investing Easy

Apr 12,2018 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

Cyrptocurrency investing is all the rage these days …..

Bitcoin, Bitcoin, Bitcoin…

Some people who are really into investing in cryptocurrency ..

Bitcoin, Litecoin, Ethereum, Zcash, Dash, Ripple, Monero…

All these alternative cyrptocurrencies feed off of bitcoin like a great white shark feeds off of a cape seal.

Yummy!

Bitcoin is like there pimpdaddy.

If bitcoin goes up in price then the other cryptocurrencies make more money ( usually ).

When the pimp makes money the hoes are making money and everyone is happier than a flea on a fat dog.

I ran into a friend a few days back who swears by bitcoin and said to me bitcoin will one day be worth a million bucks for one coin!

My jaw dropped really I said?

Wheres the proof?

She said after a lot of research that huge companies are actively investing in the cryptocurrency market.

She also said a famous investor said he is so sure that bitcoin is a sure bet that he will eat his own genitals if he is wrong!

Lol I am not kidding she told me this!

Ouch, ouch, and more ouch!

This high end investor is really putting his money where his mouth is.

Or genitals are so to speak:)

The point of my rant is no one can stop the bitcoin train choo choo.

The government, nsa, cia, fbi, etc…..

Bitcoin and cryptocurrency investing is where it is at these days.

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Invest, invest, invest.

TTYL

Jay

How To Create A Wordpress Plugin

Create A WordPress Plugin In Minutes And Sell It For Mucho Denaro

Apr 3,2018 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

WordPress is huge business to say the least.

A whopping quarter of the whole Internet is powered by WordPress.

Ever wanted to cash in like the big dogs ruff ruff.

Like those computer geeks or techies that eat and breathe code.

Well,

Good news kimosabe.

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P.S. I love computer geeks.

Jay

Wordpress Plugins Create

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Apr 2,2018 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

Now You Too Can Create Your Own Profit Pulling WordPress Plugins In Under 60 Seconds!

Sell Your Plugins To MILLIONS Of Hungry Online Businesses And Become An Overnight Software Tycoon…

Are you ready to cash in on the software craze even if you have zero coding experience?

I always wanted to learn how to develop software but I never got around to it.

Do to various reasons like running an online business, and just life in general.

Heck, it is busy just being alive this day and age.

You know how I feel I am sure.

Software sells like wildfire online.

Heck, just look at the Jvzoo all time top sellers.

Software dominates in pretty much every category.

And for very good reasons.

People need software to run there businesses like a crackhead needs a rock.

And WordPress is a powerhouse!

WordPress powers 25% of the entire Internet!

Gee whizz Wally really?

Yes Beave really!

Leave it to beaver quote for anyone old enough to get that:)

Anyway;

These genius software developers came up with a way for you to cash in on this enormous industry.

Even if you are newer than a 2019 Lambo fresh off the salesroom floor.

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You need to get this asap.

Jay

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Nov 6,2017 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

Ouch 90%

Ouch! and more ouch!

Yes, this is where the lions share of your wealth comes from.

I waited 3 years before before I started my list.

I have had it for seven years ever since then.

I lost a ton of money in those 3 years by not realizing the power of an email list.

Hey,

You are reading this email right?

A lot of money flushed down the “ole toilet.”

Swoosh!

Don’t make that same mistake.

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To more money in your bank account.

Jay

7 Figure Franchise

More Valuable Than Boardwalk And Park Place W/O Fake Monopoly Money

Nov 2,2017 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

Who does not love the classic board game Monopoly.

The game took foreverrrrrrrr to complete but it was fun, fun, fun.

Fun I tell you!

I was either the dog, or the race car when I dominated monopoly back in the dizaaayyyyyy.

Well, at least I though I dominated.

I am a legend in my own mind:)

I don’t mean to toot my own horn.

Oh, screw it toot, toot.

But, I was pretty good at the classic game and I didn’t even have to grow a weird mustache, and wear a tophat.

It would be pretty weird to see a kid with a mustache like that anyways.

Ouch, lay off the hormones young man.

What is more valuable than boardwalk, and park place for your business?

I am so glad you asked.

And it can make you some serious real cash not paper money:)

Taught by a 7 figure English chap

( Without the weird mustache of course. )

Who built his own park place @ boardwalk internet biz

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Get that learning cap on my friend.

Jay

Email Marketing

Want A Huge Email List For Free?

Oct 30,2017 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

Fact: 90% of the money that you make online will come directly from your email list.

If you are not building your email list you are leaving huge piles of money on the table.

In this day and age a list is mandatory.

And pretty dumb if your not building one.

But,

Building a list does take time.

What if we could really speed up that process?

What if you had an army of people building your email list for you?

How fast do you think you could build a huge, profitable, email list?

Did I mention it is all for free.

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Now get to work and make it happen.

Jay

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Oct 25,2017 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

Your the best around noones gonna ever keep you down.

Your the best around no-ones gonna ever keep you down.

Reminds me of the classic movie the karate kid when Daniel Larusso

was fighting his arch nemesis Johnny ( Aka class bully ) from the cobra kai in the championship match.

Hiyaaaaaaaa…

This song gets me pumped up like another theme song that I love the eye of the tiger from the classic boxing movie rocky.

Adriaaannnnn!!!

I just want to accomplish stuff, kick butt, and take names later.

Starting your own ecommerce store has that same feeling, and it can put a lot of dough in your pockets to boot.

How much?

Depends on you?

Do you have a good work ethic?

If you answered yes the sky is the limit.

Let me ask you this question?

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I agree you are.

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Ecommerce Stores Will Be Stacking The Money This Christmas HO, HO, HO

Oct 25,2017 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

Ecommerce Stores Will Be Stacking The Money This Christmas HO, HO, HO

Santa has a big stack of money in his jolly, giant, red Christmas sack.

For ecommerce store owners who have been jolly, nice, and wise.

The power has been shifted from offline stores to online ecommerce stores like Amazon.

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Santas little helpers who were smart enough to start there own e-comm store will be reaping the rewards when the army of customers start shopping online this holiday season.

If you want some of santas stacks of holiday moolah this holiday season, and well beyond.

Yo better get that ecommerce store a rocking, and get those customers a knocking.

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Joe Rogan Chokes Out Alex Jones As Alex Screams Matte From The Classic Movie Bloodsport

Yo Mama, Yo Daddy, Yo Bald Headed Granny. Oh, No He Didn’t!

The Worlds First Intelligent Designer @ Social Media Automation Software Is Here

A.I. Traffic Software Wants To Make You Money 24/7 With No Bathroom Breaks

A.I. Software Captures Swarms Of Social Media Traffic On Autopilot

Pick From 12 Done For You Websites In The Hottest Selling Niches

Hulk Smash – Top Suits Hire Hulk To Destroy These Money Making Sites

It’s Raining Money Hallelulah It’s Raining Money …….

Done For You Passive Income Niche Sites

Bitcoin Cryptocurrency Investing Beginners This Software Makes Investing Easy

Create A WordPress Plugin In Minutes And Sell It For Mucho Denaro

Create Your Own Profit Pulling WordPress Plugins In Under 60 Seconds!

90% Of The Money You Make Online Is Here

More Valuable Than Boardwalk And Park Place W/O Fake Monopoly Money

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