This is a story of a one legged midget named Ted.
The poor little guy barely kept his family fed.
Then one day he was limping over for some food.
And up through his computer shot a golden brood.
Online Gold that is Texas tea.
The next thing you know Teds a millionaire.
His little clan said Ted you can buy a leg just over there.
Little Ted said Michael Cheneys course is the place you all outta be.
You wont need no shovels to strike Gold and wont have to dress like a hillbilllyyyyyy!!!
So, the clan loaded up there truck and they all bought from Cheneyyyy
On dis link dat is.
Right down there.
Click dat link and you wont have to move to Beverlyyyyy.
You all strike gold now ya hear?
This was Beverly hillbillies theme song inspired.
Click the link to get the real gold and I’ll stop singing in this email.