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Chimpanzee Rips Marketer Limb From Limb @ Steals His Rolex

jayorban2017 by jayorban2017
October 9, 2017
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Chimpanzee Rips Marketer Limb From Limb @ Steals His Rolex

chimp rips marketer limb from limb

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Thump, Thud, Violent Jumping, Biting limbs, kicking, Proceeded By Piercing Screams From This Wealthy Marketer.

This crazy chimp was going bananas ripping him limb from limb!

The chimps eyes had this fixed look of pure evil that only comes straight from the depths of hell.

All that was left was a diamond encrusted rolex that sparkled in the summer sun.

The crazy chimp, let out a loud shrieking scream, and proceeded to rip the rolex off of his lifeless, dangling arm.

Poor, poor, marketer!

He never stood a chance!

His lifeless body would wilt away in that hot african summer sun.

Thousands of flies, and vultures would deliver his carcass back to mother Earth.

This dimented chimp would later pawn that same rolex for his troubles.

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But, why would this chimp go bananas on this wealthy affiliate marketer?

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Only leaving you with a tiny bite of that tasty king sized banana.

While the guru’s sell the juicy high ticket products, and enjoy bundles of the best bananas money can buy.

This is why that chimp flipped his lid, and ripped this rich marketer to shreds.

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It’s time for you to get all that healthy potassium or a.k.a. high ticket commissions in your diet my marketing friends.

 

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