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This Business Gave Lucifer 3rd Degree Burns On His Anus

Lucifer is pissed to say the least!

He has 3rd degree burn blisters on his anus, he is using his pitchfork to pop these troublesome intensely painful burn blisters.

Lucifer is shrieking in pain contemplating his next move like a World class Russian chess master.

Aloe vera, cool water, or even some honey straight from the depths of hell on the old hiney should do the trick.

Anything, to make this pain go away he shrieks in agony!

Do you truly feel Lucifers pain?

What is it that you truly desire?

Lucifer looks straight into your soul and asks you the eternal question of happiness?

But, how will you answer?

You as an entrepreneur, affiliate, or small business owner can relate to Lucifers agony and pain!

But, Lucifer has a surprise in store for you.

He knows exactly what it is that you truly desire in life.

Lucifer is going to show you how to activate your ready made software business without any budget, marketing skills, 3rd degree burns, or technical experience.

In laymens terms you do not have to slave away to make this business a real reality.

Lucifer sure knows how to bring the heat!

The question still remains can you stand in his kitchen?

See how you can start selling 8 high quality professionally designed apps and start making money today with your very own software business all done for you.

Trust me, You are going to want to watch this video until the very end!

I promise you won’t get burned!

After all this is the business that you truly desire and it is all done for you!

See How Here;

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After all Lucifer is an angel outcast to hell.

With this business you can be an angel outcast to heaven.

How hot is that?

ttyl

Jay

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Forrest Gump+Shrimping+Making Money Online

Runnnnn Forrest Runnnnnnnn!

When Jenny uttered those 3 magical words Forrests legs were like magical rocket ships that whisked him away faster than the speed of light.

“That boy sure could run”

Forrest sure did have some real magical legs.

But, what made Forrest so special besides his sprinting abilities was forests knack to seize opportunities when they presented themselves.

For instance.

Remember, when Forrest Gump started that shrimping business with Lieutenant Dan.

When all those other shrimping boats sank when that storm of the century came roaring through.

Forrests SS Jenny was the only shrimping boat left standing undamaged when the whole shrimping fleet was left utterly decommissioned.

So, needless to say Forrest and Lieutenant Dan caught all those tasty shrimp and made all that tasty money in the process.

Then Lieutenant Dan the no legged first mate invested all that shrimping money into a little company called Apple.

Perhaps you have heard of it.

Wink!

Forrest and Lieutenant Dan both made a boatload of money.

Then lieutenant Dan bought himself some new magical titanium legs @ even got married in the process.

Yep, Lieutenant Dan got his new legs and all was good in the World.

Forrest Gump is one of my favorite movies on the planet.

Forrest Gump is a classic movie with a lot of life lessons inside the movie that you can learn from.

So, where am I going with this Forrest Gump story.

My point is you should seize opportunities when they present themselves.

Just like Forrest Gump was able to do if you want to learn how to make money online as an affiliate marketer.

Seize the shrimp boat + Apple stocks like Forrest did.

Forrest wasn’t a very smart man but he knew what money waaaasssss!

Anyhooo.

That Apple stock is your bonified self made millionaire teacher Michael Cheney.

That shrimping boat well that is going to take you to your destination when it is sailing by a little cours called the Gold Rush.

Seize the opportunity like Forrest so smartly did.

Run over and grab your piece of the Gold Rush just like Forrest did.

Here;

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/michael-cheney-gold-rush/

Be your own ping pong star, shrimping boat captain, college football star, and the bazillion other things this mentally challenged movie man was able to accomplish with his life.

P.S. Remember to tuck that lip in Bubba if you go out and do everything on your own.

That wouldn’t be very smart.

That trip wire might detonate.

Happy travels.

Jay

A.K.A. the funny marketer.

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