Yo Mama Don’t Dance And Your Daddy Don’t Rock N Roll But YO Bald Headed Granny Is Dancing Like A 20 Year Old Fillipino Break Dancer!
Want To Know Why?
I bet you do you nosey son of a gun you!
You see it is simple your mama don’t dance because well, she just can’t dance she sucks!
What did you expect something clever?
Ok, ok, you win here goes!
Yes, she is white and it is not right when it comes to shaking her tail feather!
If she is not white, and still can’t dance, well she still sucks!
I am equal opportunity dancer basher.
She is not taking her dancing talents to south beach like Lebron James did with the Miami Heat!
So she does not dance case closed!
Yo daddy cant rock n roll because the dude cant sing or swing his hips to save his life.
Unless you count that weird robot dance middle aged men do when they have had one too many Heinekens!
American idol or the voice no worries your safe from your daddies abomination of lackless talent.
See those big words I threw in there to make me look smart? Yeah those sucked too!
You know what does not suck?
Yo bald headed granny!
she’s twisting, she’s grooving, she’s moving, she’s spinning, and by golly she is winning!
She discovered this affiliate marketing coaching that’s teaching her how to get lot’s of bingo money, and that dream Cadillac with those shiny rims she always wanted to pimp the streets of a neighborhood near you, and she’s putting the 20 year old fillipino break dancers to shame with her groovy moves!
See how here;