Bezos and his money making sharks shoot out of a water filled twister spitting out 600bn dollars in cold hard cash!
His top selling shark does 35 million a year in the Amazon home services niche.
This guy eats up recurring profits, takes a bite out of every sale like a great white on a delicious Yellow fin tuna!
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He found a way to make a fortune getting businesses jobs on Amazon.
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This is funny marketer after all you didn’t think I could be all serious with no Bernie jokes did ya?
Shame on you if you did my not so funny friend.
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This post may be funny but that link below is all serious business.
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The funny marketer is out like a light.
P.S The content of this post is meant to be light hearted and funny but the link inside is all business.
Remember, all his funny skits on Saturday night live back in the day?
Dudes hilarious!
That is why he shot to fame as a movie star years later, but these videos are what starting the ball rolling for Jim Carrey and his acting career.
Jim is a comedian first and an actor second.
Don’t you forget it my pretty little bitches.
I heard about this video through the Howard Stern show I thought it was something new that Jim Carrey had done so I googled Jim Carrey the juice man sketch on Saturday night live.
Come to find out Howard Stern was just talking about how amazing Jim Carrey was and is and how the juiceman skit had him almost pissing his pants laughing.
I have to agree Howard this skit is funny as fuck!
P.S If your too young to remember this skit let Jim Carrey show you how we used to do it old school you young puppies.
He has 3rd degree burn blisters on his anus, he is using his pitchfork to pop these troublesome intensely painful burn blisters.
Lucifer is shrieking in pain contemplating his next move like a World class Russian chess master.
Aloe vera, cool water, or even some honey straight from the depths of hell on the old hiney should do the trick.
Anything, to make this pain go away he shrieks in agony!
Do you truly feel Lucifers pain?
What is it that you truly desire?
Lucifer looks straight into your soul and asks you the eternal question of happiness?
But, how will you answer?
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The question still remains can you stand in his kitchen?
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Yep, you remember the podcast – slash YouTube video when Joe Rogan interviewed one of the sharpest minds and powerful entrepreneurs on the planet.
Da da da duuhh!
Elon Musk.
Episode #1169 with over 22 million views and counting.
Yep, Elon Musk talked about the future of artificial intelligence.
Elon Musk talked about Tesla, and space X.
Hell,
Elon Musk even took a puff of a fat Doobie that Joe Rogan reluctantly handed him even after warning him that his stocks may plummet.
Stocks, schmocks who cares!
Give me that shit Elon thought.
Hell, I am a billionaire I do what I want when I want.
Puff, puff, pass, pass Mr. Rogan.
Shit!
Hell, it aint no fun if Elon cant have none!
If you have not checked out this episode of the Joe Rogan experience.
I highly suggest you take your pretty peepers over to YouTube sit down, relax, if you want smoke a fatty, I don’t judge:) and see what one of the most brilliant minds on the planet has to say.
Anyhow,
22 million views this video has and it is only getting bigger and bigger.
Just like one of those fat chicks on YouTube that get paid to eat, and eat, and eat some more.
By there designated feeders.
I’m not pulling your leg!
I seen a video of a feeder that is what they call these legalized Dr. Kevorkian clowns ” Because that is what they essentially are killing people slowly. “
Anyhow;
2 tons of funs boyfriend is shoving an actual funnel down this poor girls throat, with as many calories that money can buy, going down the old esophagus.
Now, that my fat shaming friend is messed up!
What is this World coming to!
Anyhow;
How would you like your YouTube videos to get more traction than a formula 1 race car in the quarter mile on parched blacktop?
Now,
You wont get Joe Rogan ass kicking numbers.
You won’t get a UFC announcer contract, you won’t be able to kick a punching bag into the stratosphere like Mr. Rogan can, you probably will not even be the next host of fear factor…
Wll you meet Dana White?
Probably not!
And you damn sure are not gonna be able to make kick ass podcasts like Rogan can either.
But, you can get more traffic, higher YouTube rankings, and start making more money with every YouTube video that you publish.
Doesn’t that sound more delicious than an apple shaped hiney?
Watch the video below and see how this software is turning average Joe videos and sending those YouTube video’s to the top of the search results and producing Joe Rogan type traffic in the process.
What is this strange Youtube ranking software you ask?
I am glad you asked my nosey friend.
It is.
Da, da, da, daaah!
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This is one of my favorite Joe Rogan podcasts of all time because Joey Diaz is on a roll, as Tom Segura said “dude I need a break.”
“You almost hospitalized me once” to Joey Diaz.
When Joey Diaz was telling one of the funny stories of many in this hilarious podcast that is fitting for the funny marketer.
I do not know what Joey Diaz was on but he was funny as hell in this podcast his stories were belly aching funny as I am sure Joe Rogan @ Tom Segura would agree with my Einsteinesque analogy.
So, sit back relax smoke a fatty, drink a 40, or whatever else rocks your precious ship.
Hell, drink some water if you want you lame ass mofo.
Anyhow, sucka my minca ….
Did I spell that right?
Shit, who knows I do not speak Italian!
But sucka my minca anyways bitches.
Enjoy the best of my favorite podcast the Joe Rogan experience.
Be your own ping pong star, shrimping boat captain, college football star, and the bazillion other things this mentally challenged movie man was able to accomplish with his life.
P.S. Remember to tuck that lip in Bubba if you go out and do everything on your own.
Yep, Joe Rogan has finally had enough of the big babbling buffoon that calls himself Alex Jones ( Info Wars ) and bitch slaps him back to Texas, as he screams matte from the classic movie bloodsport.
Aint nothing but steers and queers in Texas Alex and you sure don’t have horns on your melon.
So, it kind of narrows it down don’t it!
Full metal Jacket quote for you non movie buffs.
Alex Jones the babbling overgrown white gorilla has been talking major shit about Joe Rogan saying he is in with the Rothschilds and has sponsorships with the cash app, which is owned by the ceo of Twitter Jack Dorsey.
Alex Jones even went as far as bringing up old Joe Rogan clips saying he is racist etc… Alex Jones has no limits, as the all you can eat buffets will vouch for.
Yep, who cares Alex! Joe Rogan has a family to feed, he can promote midget porn if he wants too no one cares!
Joe Rogan is not a babbling conspiracy theorist who spits out nonsense on a daily basis to his millions of knuckleheads who actually believe his bullshit.
Joe Rogan actually produces great content which is enjoyable to millions of fans of all ages and interests.
Not, retarded conspiracy theories that no-one with half a brain will believe.
Hell, there are even window lickers who are smart enough to know hey, this Alex Jones guy is crazier than Kim Jung Un!
Yep, I am team Rogan on this one!
Alex Jones is just using Joe Rogans fanbase to try and grow his business which has been devastated by a social media typhoon ban from YouTube , Twitter, Facebook, and all the other social media giants getting together and massively bitch slapping Alex Jones and his business back to the stone age.
Yabba dabba doo bitch!
Hows that for a conspiracy theory you got ram rodded by a 100 foot social media hog in the bootay with no lube.
Ouch, that must have really hurt!
Did Joe Rogan really submit Alex Jones?
Nope, but if keeps talking smack this may turn into real news only time will tell!
P.S. This is fake news btw eat your heart out CNN
But the content in this post is as real as a hear attack!
Marketers You Have Had A Stressful Long Day It’s Time For A Laugh With Howard Stern, Joe Rogan, and Fousey Tube. Funny Videos From The Funny Marketer. Enjoy:)
