10 Insanely Funny Reasons To RE-ELECT Donald J. Trump In 2020

Aug 20,2020 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

10 Insanely Funny Reasons To Vote Trump 2020

There are literally hundreds of good reasons to re-elect the 45th president of the U.S.A. but I am only going to give you 10 reasons because I ran out of tissues for the crying left so here goes.

P.S. If I hurt your feelings sorry not sorry cupcake.

Get over it bitch boy or girl whatever you are.

If you love America, believe in capitalism, believe in safe streets, and do not hate the men and women in blue saving your candy asses on a daily basis.

Then team Trump should get your vote come election day 2020.

If you believe in legal immigration [ Yes I know every U.S.A. is technically an immigrant snowflakes! But, we all came here legally, were born in America, or went through the process to become citizens legally.

Legally being the keyword here.

I know that word is foreign to you idiots on the left!

That is why we have a great country!

If everyone decided to come over via swimming, boating, walking, or by plane train or automobile

These insanely funny reasons to vote team Trump 2020 are all in good fun.

P.S. this funny marketer will be voting team Trump come early November 2020.

Get over it radical left and if you do not like it I hear Canada is nice this time of year!

10 Insanely Funny Reasons To RE-ELECT Donald J. Trump In 2020

Donald Trump is building a great big beautiful wall the likes of which the World has never seen. The tiny little China virus will never be able to penetrate through this big beautiful wall it’s that good. This microscopic chinese virus is no match for my wall Okaaaaayyyyyyy. The concrete is Rona resistant!
Nancy the wicked witch of the east from the Wizard of Oz Pelosi and Chuck Shumer a.k.a. smithers from the simpsons will have instant heart attacks at the news of Trumps pending re-election and the World will rejoice having an around the World 24 hour keg party.
You like a big booming economy! The economy is booming like 2 inch Alpine subwoofers coming from the back of DR. Dre’s lowrider in the 90’s. [ Those booties are so nice I just wanna grab em by the pussy. ]

All the dumb ass left wing celebrities who should keep there political views to themselves because no-one gives a shit that you played in a shitty movie or you can sing will move to Canada when the news rings in that Donald J. Trump has won the 2020 re-election by a landslide again!!!!!
CNNs fake news and fake polls are revealed as they had Trump losing by 20 points to sleepy Joe Biden and not surprisingly to anyone Trump wins by 20 points while creepy sleepy Joe fondles his vice presidential candidate Kamal Harris from leftover pills he found at Bill Cosbys house. Damn’t why didn’t I pick Tulsi Gabbard as my vice presidential nominee she’s so much hotter! Sleepy Joe ponders to himself.
If you want the stock market to dance better than M.C. hammer and hammertime! Vote team Trump 2020! But let’s first do a little hammer time! Oh huh oh oh you can’t touch this stock market Nancy Pelosi!

Trump is finally making China pay and pay biglyyyyyy! Obama didn’t make China pay bigglllyyyy! But Donald J. Trump put a violent stop to china stealing our jobs and sucking money out of the U.S.A. economy like a poorly made hoover vacuum Chinese knockoff. Another reason to cast your vote for team Trump.
Choice 1: Would you rather look at Ivanka and Melania Trump? Choice 2: Creepy sleepy Joe and Kamala Harris? Easy choice there unless you have a mental disorder I think you need to make an appt with DR. Phil or an optometrist if you chose number 2. Shame on you! Just one more reason to cast your ballot for team Trump in early November.
What other president can entertain all the American people and people from around the World with his entertaining and hilarious Twitter tweets. Joe Biden couldn’t entertain a bag of clowns.
You do not want the United States to turn into a socialist cesspool like Venezuela and have our whole economy crumbling to the ground like a fat girl overexerting herself while watching old Richard Simmons video’s sweating to the oldies. Capitalism works and it is what makes America great!
All the corrupt do nothing politicians on the left headed by chief Witch Nancy Pelosi want president Trump removed from office because he is actually getting shit done and doing the things that are right for the American people. This is the best reason to cast your vote for Donald Trump in 2020 to piss off the socialist left.

If you want to build a great big beautiful online business the likes of which the World has never seen see that link above.

The funny marketer is out!

Why are you voting for team Trump in 2020? Your funny comments are welcome below.

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Coronavirus Penetrates Pornstars Giant Hog Induces Coma

Apr 30,2020 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

The pornstar suddenly slipped into a coma from a virus smaller than a 1,000,000,000 midgets.

Twas not the shady pornstarlettes with herpes, chlamydia, and the hiv that got this male pornstars giant hog.

No sireeee!

You see;

The Covid19 virus snuck out from a pornstarlettes coochie like it had legs and crawled into the male pornstars giant hog.

You see they were not social distancing!

After 5 days the coronavirus symptoms had set in bringing this pornstars hog to it’s knees.

Yes, it was a massive love hog!

But it was no match for the wee bug known as covid-19!

When it entered his shaft it worked it’s way through his circulatory system invading his bodies most vital organs.

Including his prize possession.

You guessed it his giant hog!

After a few days of bedridden agony fighting this little viral creature.

The pornstar and his giant hog were induced into a coma and rushed to the local E.R.

We at funny marketer are praying for his speedy recovery, and lots of unsafe sex with a slew of his favorite pornstarlettes in the future!

That are hopefully coronavirus free!

P.S. This is just for fun don’t believe this fake news.

Please pray for our pornstar with the giant hog for a speedy recovery.

May his penis be with him in this tumultuous time of despair.

And no I am not CNN

Trump 2020!

Hope you got a laugh!

The funny marketer out.

Stay safe out there.

Killing boring marketing one blog post at a time.

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Amazons Sharknado spits out $600bn dollars in cash!

Sep 27,2019 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

Bezos and his money making sharks shoot out of a water filled twister spitting out 600bn dollars in cold hard cash!

His top selling shark does 35 million a year in the Amazon home services niche.

This guy eats up recurring profits, takes a bite out of every sale
like a great white on a delicious Yellow fin tuna!

Yummy!

He found a way to make a fortune getting businesses jobs on Amazon.

Like;

How to land clients fast…*
How to get them jobs on Amazon fast*
The secret how to get paid on every single job that’s generated*
How to turn a client into a 10k yearly deal without selling!

He is literally taking a bite out of every little fishy that passes by his jaws of death.

Want to be that big bad alpha male great white shark?

This monster money making shark wants to go into full sharknado mode and shoot money out of his water twister directly into your bank account.

Take a big delicious chomp out of these commissions!

see how;

Here;

https://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/homezon-amazon-services-business/

Good little sharky!

ttyl

Jay

Bernie Sanders Funny

Bernie Sanders Wild Finger Wagging Saves Business Owners Millions!

Aug 10,2019 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

Bernie Sanders and his wild finger wagging ways have netted business owners from around the World 671,000 exclusive discounts to put the savings back in the pockets of home business owners Worldwide.

Bernie Sanders is also fighting for business owners who are American citizens for free college tuition, free healthcare for all, hell even 1,000,000 free ice cream licks for every American that votes team Bernie for 2020!

Way to go Bernie Sanders who doesn’t love ice cream right woop woop!

Eat your heart out Wall street score one for team Bern and his ridiculous finger that wags more than an orchestra conductor on an all night coke binge.

Bernie Sanders also promises 1,000,000 free licks of the flavor of your choice of the most delicious ice cream that wall street money can buy for all millennials who live in there parents basement and hide behind masks disguised as Antifa for a weekend funny because they don’t have jobs.

Way to go team Bern!

And if you look like and react like this ( See crazy lady in video below ) when you hear the name Donald Trump you will be given a lifetime subscription of free pizza.

This is funny marketer after all you didn’t think I could be all serious with no Bernie jokes did ya?

Shame on you if you did my not so funny friend.

But, in all seriousness here is how you can save a lot of cheddar and get a free eduuuucaatttiiooonnn on how to run a profitable home based business from some of the best business people on mother Earth!

Whether you support Bernie, Trump, Biden, or the Kardashian sisters this can help home based business owners big time!

Here’s How;

Business owners Worldwide especially home based business owners get 671,000 exclusive discounts on things that you buy and need on a daily basis so you have more money to reinvest in there business.

OVER 671,000 EXCLUSIVE DISCOUNTS FOR BUSINESS OWNERS
COACHING, MENTORSHIP, & COMMUNITY
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WEEKLY WORLD-CLASS BUSINESS TRAINING EVEN BERNIE SANDERS WOULD APPROVE OF.

All brought to you by a New York Times best selling author and 30 year business veteran Daven Michaels.

This post may be funny but that link below is all serious business.

See Why;

Here;

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Bernie Sanders and his magical finger would luv this!

Free business education and savings for home business owners from around the World on everything from shopping, travel, entertainment, and everything in between.

What’s not to love?

The funny marketer is out like a light.

P.S The content of this post is meant to be light hearted and funny but the link inside is all business.

For more serious content on how to start an affiliate marketing business go here.

Jim Carrey Juice Man

Jim Carrey Juice Man Skit Freaking Hilarious

Jul 26,2019 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

Who doesn’t love Jim Carrey right?

Remember, all his funny skits on Saturday night live back in the day?

Dudes hilarious!

That is why he shot to fame as a movie star years later, but these videos are what starting the ball rolling for Jim Carrey and his acting career.

Jim is a comedian first and an actor second.

Don’t you forget it my pretty little bitches.

I heard about this video through the Howard Stern show I thought it was something new that Jim Carrey had done so I googled Jim Carrey the juice man sketch on Saturday night live.

Come to find out Howard Stern was just talking about how amazing Jim Carrey was and is and how the juiceman skit had him almost pissing his pants laughing.

I have to agree Howard this skit is funny as fuck!

P.S If your too young to remember this skit let Jim Carrey show you how we used to do it old school you young puppies.

Alrighty theeeeennnnn!

Watch it below bitches!

The funny marketer out!

This Business Gave Lucifer 3rd Degree Burns On His Anus

Jul 24,2019 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

Lucifer is pissed to say the least!

He has 3rd degree burn blisters on his anus, he is using his pitchfork to pop these troublesome intensely painful burn blisters.

Lucifer is shrieking in pain contemplating his next move like a World class Russian chess master.

Aloe vera, cool water, or even some honey straight from the depths of hell on the old hiney should do the trick.

Anything, to make this pain go away he shrieks in agony!

Do you truly feel Lucifers pain?

What is it that you truly desire?

Lucifer looks straight into your soul and asks you the eternal question of happiness?

But, how will you answer?

You as an entrepreneur, affiliate, or small business owner can relate to Lucifers agony and pain!

But, Lucifer has a surprise in store for you.

He knows exactly what it is that you truly desire in life.

Lucifer is going to show you how to activate your ready made software business without any budget, marketing skills, 3rd degree burns, or technical experience.

In laymens terms you do not have to slave away to make this business a real reality.

Lucifer sure knows how to bring the heat!

The question still remains can you stand in his kitchen?

See how you can start selling 8 high quality professionally designed apps and start making money today with your very own software business all done for you.

Trust me, You are going to want to watch this video until the very end!

I promise you won’t get burned!

After all this is the business that you truly desire and it is all done for you!

See How Here;

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/video-app-suite/

After all Lucifer is an angel outcast to hell.

With this business you can be an angel outcast to heaven.

How hot is that?

ttyl

Jay

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Shoot Up YouTube Faster Than A Joe Rogan Elon Musk Video

May 11,2019 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

Yep, you remember the podcast – slash YouTube video when Joe Rogan interviewed one of the sharpest minds and powerful entrepreneurs on the planet.

Da da da duuhh!

Elon Musk.

Episode #1169 with over 22 million views and counting.

Yep, Elon Musk talked about the future of artificial intelligence.

Elon Musk talked about Tesla, and space X.

Hell,

Elon Musk even took a puff of a fat Doobie that Joe Rogan reluctantly handed him even after warning him that his stocks may plummet.

Stocks, schmocks who cares!

Give me that shit Elon thought.

Hell, I am a billionaire I do what I want when I want.

Puff, puff, pass, pass Mr. Rogan.

Shit!

Hell, it aint no fun if Elon cant have none!

If you have not checked out this episode of the Joe Rogan experience.

I highly suggest you take your pretty peepers over to YouTube sit down, relax, if you want smoke a fatty, I don’t judge:) and see what one of the most brilliant minds on the planet has to say.

Anyhow,

22 million views this video has and it is only getting bigger and bigger.

Just like one of those fat chicks on YouTube that get paid to eat, and eat, and eat some more.

By there designated feeders.

I’m not pulling your leg!

I seen a video of a feeder that is what they call these legalized Dr. Kevorkian clowns ” Because that is what they essentially are killing people slowly. “

Anyhow;

2 tons of funs boyfriend is shoving an actual funnel down this poor girls throat, with as many calories that money can buy, going down the old esophagus.

Now, that my fat shaming friend is messed up!

What is this World coming to!

Anyhow;

How would you like your YouTube videos to get more traction than a formula 1 race car in the quarter mile on parched blacktop?

Now,

You wont get Joe Rogan ass kicking numbers.

You won’t get a UFC announcer contract, you won’t be able to kick a punching bag into the stratosphere like Mr. Rogan can, you probably will not even be the next host of fear factor…

Wll you meet Dana White?

Probably not!

And you damn sure are not gonna be able to make kick ass podcasts like Rogan can either.

But, you can get more traffic, higher YouTube rankings, and start making more money with every YouTube video that you publish.

Doesn’t that sound more delicious than an apple shaped hiney?

Watch the video below and see how this software is turning average Joe videos and sending those YouTube video’s to the top of the search results and producing Joe Rogan type traffic in the process.

What is this strange Youtube ranking software you ask?

I am glad you asked my nosey friend.

It is.

Da, da, da, daaah!

A 5-in-1 Whitehat Video Ranking Software with Powerful Local SEO Angle, Proof, and Fully Unique Features;

See how;

Here;

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/rank-reel/

P.S.

Here is that Joe Rogan Elon Musk Video that has 22 million views and counting.

You can watch it right here on funnymarketer.com and blaze up my fun loving friend.

The funny marketer is out like a candle in the wind.

peace!

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Instagram Stud Sports Banana Hammock For Free Traffic + Loot

May 1,2019 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

Screw the Instagram bikini models they cannot make all the money on Instagram he won’t have it.

He is turning the tables on these bikini clad women with Kardashian ghetto booties.

Enter the man banana hammock.

Drum roll pleasseeeeeee!

Daaa da da daaah!

It’s slinky

It’s tiny

It’s yellow

And it is sported by this fellow.

<<< Fake link

S.M.H. Just kidding I wouldn’t do that to you.

You laughed right?

If you didn’t you do not have a sense of humor sorry to break the bad news.

If you did laugh.

Ok, praise the lawddd I did my job then.

Back to bizznessss.

In all seriousness, if you love Instagram or just want to learn how to get more free traffic from Instagram.

Then this is for you.

Check Out This Free Video Showing You How.

Here; http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/engagermate-instagram/

Affiliates: Start Seeing Results Today: Set Your Social Media On Automation. Generating you Authority, Likes, Follows and Sales Today.

Don’t worry there is no banana hammock included.

Just good old fashioned free traffic + Instagram sales.

ttyl Jay

Hostpapa Easter Webhosting Sales

Hippoty Hoppity Webhosting For A Buck Easter Sale Carrot Not Included

Apr 10,2019 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

What is big, has a beer belly, and hops around your house?

No, not your dad playing Easter bunny when you were a wee lad and hiding those colorful Easter eggs.

Hostpapa is offering an Easter sale and I wanted you to be the first to know about it.

Because you are my favorite Rabbit.

And….

I can save you some money so you have more to spend on Easter eggs and those delicious peeps.

OOOOHHHH!

Yummmyyy!

Here are the details my holiday friends.

During this webhosting Easter sale:

Starter and Business Optimized WordPress plans will cost $1/month

Starter and Business Shared Hosting plans will cost $1/month

Wowsers!

That deal is better than all you can drink carrot juice at an Easter bunny convention.

Hop on over as fast as you can bugs bunny on over to this link and get your new blog or website setup while the prices are this low.

This is a cheapskates dream.

Here;

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/hostpapa-new/

Happy Holidays

The funny marketer

8k Subscribers In A Few Months! Interested?

Apr 3,2019 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

Warning: Without traffic your business will be deader than the star of weekend at Bernies da da da daaah Bernie himself.

That Bernies a real stiff.

But, lucky for you.

Drum roll pleaseeee!

These 2 very smart marketers are slicker than a 50’s greasers hair.

Minus the cool leather Jackets and 427 hp muscle cars of course.

They cracked the code on free traffic + listbuilding.

And they agreed to share with your beautiful self.

How they were able to get 8k red hot leads in just a few short months.

We are talking Cindy Crawford heyday hot leads here men.

And for you ladies out there sprinkle in a little George Clooney and a hint of some Brad Pitt for your viewing pleasure.

How you like dem apples?

And like I said all it took was a few short months.

That is shorter than a Leprachaun standing next to Shaquille Oneal at a Celtics game.

And you my friend to the end are going to get step by step access.

Not the 90’s classic hit by New Kids on the Block step by step.

God I hated that song.

No sireeeeeee….

Screw the whole new kids on the block clan.

They were the founding fathers of the boy bands everywhere epidemic.

Phew, thank god that is over.

Praise the lord and hallelulah.

Anyhow,

Back to my story.

See how these 2 email lead generation geniuses were able to generate more traffic than a Kardashian special in just a few short months.

All step by step.

Screw you New Kids.

Find out.

Here;

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Kardashian Booty Clap Sends 8,000 Leads @ Traffic Galore

Apr 3,2019 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe Kardashian shake there bon bons to the tune of billions as the most famous reality stars to do absolutely nothing of value.

Right, Right?

Can I get an Amen?

But, love them or hate them.

These dames know how to generate cash like the federal reserve bank.

Heck,

Kylie Jenner

Yep, still a Kardashian.

Anyhow, Kylie was the youngest person labeled a self made billionaire at the tender age of just 21 years old.

Thanks in big part to her makeup line.

S.M.H.

Must be nice.

Anyhow, these Kardashian women really know how to make some serious cabbage.

They know how to get eyeballs on there show and there bon bons for that matter.

As in any online business.

Eyeballs equals traffic which in turn equals sales.

Heck, just ask the Kardashian sisters they have turned traffic into an art form, and have the bank statements to prove it.

Want to know another secret to make Kardashian coin?

A big email list.

Even bigger than a Kardashian booty.

Now, that’s big!

Learn how.

One Couple Added Over 8,000 New Email Subscribers IN JUST 4 MONTHS!

Click the pretty link below and turn into your own reality star.

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/traffic-outbreak/

!

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Lazy Affiliates Wet Dream Shaaakke This Money Tree

Mar 31,2019 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

Screw Building Websites, Writing Content, And The 1,001 Other Time Sucking Soul Crushing Things Affiliates Do That Don’t Make Diddly Squat.

Let me ask you a question more serious than a heart attack.

Are you spending a lot of your hard earned time and not making one dime?

Well wipe those teary peepers my child.

This problem solver has more answers than Alex Trebek.

Ya know the Jeopardy dude.

This makes more money than the shark tank cast.

Now, that’s a lot of dough.

Suck it Cuban.

This is for you lazy ass affiliates.

Even if your not lazy just super smart this has your name plastered all over it as well.

No website needed.

Beginner friendly.

Stupid simple to use and apply.

Just like your favorite deodorant.

That was a joke!

Anyhow,

Build your list on autopilot.

Ya know like one of those Tesla sweet rides that drives on autopilot.

This is scalable.

Not like the Dawn Wall which is not.

Great movie btw Netflix check it out.

Sidetracked.

Anyhow,

Seriously an Orangutan can learn how to cash in with this.

Stupid simple @ don’t worry no bananas needed.

Anyhow;

Feast your gorgeous eyes on this video by clicking that pretty link below.

Yeah, that is how you are going to see how Einstein:)

http://affiliatefunnelclones.com/bonus/jayorban

P.S. I threw in like 17 bonuses to sweeten the pot like Winnie the pooh tearing up some grade A hoonnneyyy.

Take action soldier.

March on.

Hoooohaaaawwww!

TTYL

The Funny Marketer

Joe Rogan – Joey Diaz – Tom Segura = Hooker Stories, Mysterious Shit Stories, And Belly Aching Laughs.

Mar 14,2019 / By jayorban2017 / 1 Comment

This is one of my favorite Joe Rogan podcasts of all time because Joey Diaz is on a roll, as Tom Segura said “dude I need a break.”

“You almost hospitalized me once” to Joey Diaz.

When Joey Diaz was telling one of the funny stories of many in this hilarious podcast that is fitting for the funny marketer.

I do not know what Joey Diaz was on but he was funny as hell in this podcast his stories were belly aching funny as I am sure Joe Rogan @ Tom Segura would agree with my Einsteinesque analogy.

So, sit back relax smoke a fatty, drink a 40, or whatever else rocks your precious ship.

Hell, drink some water if you want you lame ass mofo.

Anyhow, sucka my minca ….

Did I spell that right?

Shit, who knows I do not speak Italian!

But sucka my minca anyways bitches.

Enjoy the best of my favorite podcast the Joe Rogan experience.

The funny marketer out!

Forrest Gump+Shrimping+Making Money Online

Mar 12,2019 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

Runnnnn Forrest Runnnnnnnn!

When Jenny uttered those 3 magical words Forrests legs were like magical rocket ships that whisked him away faster than the speed of light.

“That boy sure could run”

Forrest sure did have some real magical legs.

But, what made Forrest so special besides his sprinting abilities was forests knack to seize opportunities when they presented themselves.

For instance.

Remember, when Forrest Gump started that shrimping business with Lieutenant Dan.

When all those other shrimping boats sank when that storm of the century came roaring through.

Forrests SS Jenny was the only shrimping boat left standing undamaged when the whole shrimping fleet was left utterly decommissioned.

So, needless to say Forrest and Lieutenant Dan caught all those tasty shrimp and made all that tasty money in the process.

Then Lieutenant Dan the no legged first mate invested all that shrimping money into a little company called Apple.

Perhaps you have heard of it.

Wink!

Forrest and Lieutenant Dan both made a boatload of money.

Then lieutenant Dan bought himself some new magical titanium legs @ even got married in the process.

Yep, Lieutenant Dan got his new legs and all was good in the World.

Forrest Gump is one of my favorite movies on the planet.

Forrest Gump is a classic movie with a lot of life lessons inside the movie that you can learn from.

So, where am I going with this Forrest Gump story.

My point is you should seize opportunities when they present themselves.

Just like Forrest Gump was able to do if you want to learn how to make money online as an affiliate marketer.

Seize the shrimp boat + Apple stocks like Forrest did.

Forrest wasn’t a very smart man but he knew what money waaaasssss!

Anyhooo.

That Apple stock is your bonified self made millionaire teacher Michael Cheney.

That shrimping boat well that is going to take you to your destination when it is sailing by a little cours called the Gold Rush.

Seize the opportunity like Forrest so smartly did.

Run over and grab your piece of the Gold Rush just like Forrest did.

Here;

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/michael-cheney-gold-rush/

Be your own ping pong star, shrimping boat captain, college football star, and the bazillion other things this mentally challenged movie man was able to accomplish with his life.

P.S. Remember to tuck that lip in Bubba if you go out and do everything on your own.

That wouldn’t be very smart.

That trip wire might detonate.

Happy travels.

Jay

A.K.A. the funny marketer.

For further ways to learn how to start a business online click the link.

Playboy Fabio Hunk Makes Her Scream OMG

Playboy Fabio Hunk Makes Her Scream OMG While Creating An Online ATM Machine

Mar 10,2019 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

The Man Was All Twisted Steel And Sex Appeal.

Chiseled and shredded to the bone.

His long blonde hair flowed in the wind like he was running through Chicago in the middle of a twister.

His bronzed skin glowed like he had just participated in an all night sex party.

Oh, he had it all!

The looks, and the body that made the men shutter with envy @ the women swoon with lustful fantasies of this modern day Fabio Hunk.

Oh my gawddddd it’s him!!!

These thirsty females would scream like teen girls that just entered a Justin Bieber concert.

It was sickening to say the least.

This man got more ass than a toilet seat at an Ebola clinic in sub saharan Africa.

But,

There was one thing that this modern day hunk did not have and that was money of his own.

You know.

Moolah, dinero, cheddar, benjamins, dead presidents, green, whatever the hell you assholes want to call it.

This man was money retarded.

Yep,

His handsome face was plastered to the window of the short bus with his tongue licking the busses dirty window when it came to making money.

Yes, he could make the ladies swoon!

But, he couldn’t pay his damn cable bill to save his life.

Sure, he could sell himself to the highest bidder.

But, he was more than just a piece of tasty meat that all the women just wanted to gobble up like a great white shark on a chubby ass seal.

Much more!

He desperately wanted more cash;

He was willing to learn;

He hungered with everything in his sexy body to learn;

His ripped muscles quivered at the pure thought of knowledge;

One of his many girlfriends who had to pay for him wherever they went was quoted as saying.

“Like OMG”! You are so hot!

Just like Fabio, but the real Fabio has money, and your broker than a one legged whino on a street corner.

Bobbing her head back as her double D’S bounced up and down like a circus freak on a trampoline.

I’m not your sugar mamma Fabio!

You really need to get your act together and start making some real money!

She screamed!

That was the last straw in his handsome hat!

He would show her!

He would show all of them!

He was more than just a handsome face and a perfect ripped body!

He heard about people making money online!

Hell, if they can do it!

So, can I!

Muhahahaaaaaa!

He stumbled upon a chap from the U.K named Michael who was going to teach this handsome fella how the art of making money is done.

Fabio wannabe came.

Fabio wanna be saw.

Fabio wannabe started making money online.

And the rest is history!

With this;

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/michael-cheney-gold-rush/

Now he really has it all the looks, the ripped body, the ladies, and last but not least the money!

Doesn’t this just make you sick!

The funny marketer out!

Stay handsome peeps!

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Affiliate Marketing The Final Golden Frontier …

Mar 10,2019 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

Gold The Wild Wests Oldest Frontier.

These are the voyages of Cheneys Gold Rush enterprise.

It’s ongoing mission.

To explore strange new goldmines.

To seek out new entrepreneurs, and help them make money online.

To boldly tell what no marketer has ever told before.

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Transporter activated captain.

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Jay Out

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One Legged Midget Hillbilly Prospector Strikes Gold Instantly

Mar 10,2019 / By jayorban2017 / No Comment

This is a story of a one legged midget named Ted.

The poor little guy barely kept his family fed.

Then one day he was limping over for some food.

And up through his computer shot a golden brood.

Online Gold that is Texas tea.

Now,

The next thing you know Teds a millionaire.

His little clan said Ted you can buy a leg just over there.

Little Ted said Michael Cheneys course is the place you all outta be.

You wont need no shovels to strike Gold and wont have to dress like a hillbilllyyyyyy!!!

So, the clan loaded up there truck and they all bought from Cheneyyyy

On dis link dat is.

Down yonder.

Right down there.

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You all strike gold now ya hear?

This was Beverly hillbillies theme song inspired.

Click the link to get the real gold and I’ll stop singing in this email.

Promise.

TTYL

Happy prospecting.

Ted

A.K.A.Jay

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