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Cheneys Rapping In A Commission Rainstorm

Michael Cheney Rap

Michael Cheney Rap

Warning: Michael Cheney uses supersized umbrella and raps for commission rainstorm.

[ Umbrella needed to continue reading ]

It’s true it’s raining commissions all over the place.

His umbrella pops up so he doesn’t get commissions on his face.

Those commissions are shooting from the sky and pouring down hard.

This super affiliate sure knows how to play his marketing cards.

With a $1,000 commission here.

And a $1,000 commission there.

It’s raining money everywhere.

Cheneys like Santa with his big red sack.

Giving out commissions he’s got your back.

Have you been good this year big boy or girl?

Cheneys got something that will make your head twirl.

High ticket commissions is where its at.

Cock your head sideways, and tilt your hat.

With 100% commissions you’ll be purring along.

Enter World class training you cant go wrong.

It simply is a logical choice.

Your going to think this is awesome, so raise your voice.

So,

If you think this rap stinks

Make me shut up and click that link:

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/7-figure-franchise/

Word!

P.S. Eminem eat your heart out.

TTYL

Jay

A.K.A.

The Funny Marketer.

Cheneys Rapping In A Commission Rainstorm

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Internet Marketer Thwarts Attack From Crybaby Wanna Be Affiliate Marketers

Crybaby wannabe internet marketers are everywhere.

There like the black plague of medieval times.

Waaaahhhh, Waaaaaahhhh,

I cant seem to make any money online.

Waaaahhh, Waaaaahhhh,

Crying like a little baby.

You want some cheese with that wine?

These crybaby marketers are everywhere.

Blaming the World, and everyone in it, for there lack of seeing any tangible results when it comes to making money online.

Mainly it is because.

Most internet marketers are plain lazy.

Sorry to be so blunt.

Or.

They do not know what the hell they are doing.

Or a combination of the both.

They believe there is a magical fairy that owns a big money tree, and sprinkles glitter on it, and the money magically appears.

Well, thanks fairy;)

You are swell.

We all wish right;)

I would grow a forest if that was the case.

Unfortunately

There are no such things as money trees.

You have to work for it.

You have to build your biz.

But I want to make it much easier for you.

How would you like all the work done for you essentially?

How would you like $1,000 instant Paypal commissions.

How would you like 100% commissions on a whole suite of best selling internet marketing products?

Including all upsells, recurring, and downsells.

You keep it all kimosabe.

How about World class affiliate marketing training where you can see and learn how Michael Cheney runs his $1.1 million dollar a year internet marketing biz.

Don’t know how to do affiliate marketing?

No worries, he will teach you everything he knows.

The more you learn.

The more you earn.

It’s like planting your own money tree.

And picking off dollar bills when the sales start coming in.

Sound interesting?

If your smart you will click that link below.

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/7-figure-franchise/

TTYL

Jay

A.K.A. The funny marketer.

 

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King Kong Beats Stupid Marketers With Jurassic Sized Bananas

Wonder why they call that box office hit Kong skull island?

Those are human remains of deceased internet marketers.

Who ventured into hostile enemy territory.

Then got the king kong banana beatdown from the depths of hell.

That Jurassic sized Gorilla really layed the smackdown.

He hit the marketers so hard banana juice was pouring out of there orifices.

Ouch, ouch, ouch. and more ouch!

Kong is one powerful supersized ape that you do not want to piss off.

If you did you would get that old school gorilla beatdown that littered skull island with human carcasses.

Kong is that huge gorilla in the room marketers refer to as super affiliates, or gurus.

They make all the money.

They steal all those potassium rich yummy yellow naners.

Yummmmyyyyyyy!

But one fact remains!

No one messes with Kong!

No-One!

Damn you Kong!

Sound familiar marketers?

Don’t know how to compete with the King Kongs Of the internet marketing World.

Here is a top secret King Kong classified marketing tip.

You have to promote high ticket products.

Enter the king silverback of the marketing world.

He’s 1/2 ape 1/2 man and is the silverback of the marketing World.

Want to learn how to go skull island on that ass?

Well, let this silverback marketer show you how to get all the bananas.

Find out here.

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/facebook-fanpage-training/

P.S. Grab a pen and some paper and a juicy ripe banana to munch on before they capture you and make you reveal your secrets.

P.S. You Will Go Donkey Kong on that ass after this training.

Jay

A.K.A.

The funny marketer out:)

king kong marketing

 

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