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Ecommerce Stores Will Be Stacking The Money This Christmas HO, HO, HO

Ecommerce Stores Will Be Stacking The Money This Christmas HO, HO, HO

Santa has a big stack of money in his jolly, giant, red Christmas sack.

For ecommerce store owners who have been jolly, nice, and wise.

The power has been shifted from offline stores to online ecommerce stores like Amazon.

Who are dominating the ecommerce online space.

Santas little helpers who were smart enough to start there own e-comm store will be reaping the rewards when the army of customers start shopping online this holiday season.

If you want some of santas stacks of holiday moolah this holiday season, and well beyond.

Yo better get that ecommerce store a rocking, and get those customers a knocking.

Start your ecommerce store here santas little helper, and grab your 14 day free trial.

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/shopify/

 

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Ecommerce Ecommerce Store Ecommerce Tools Forrest Gump Opens Ecommerce Store

Jennnyyyyy This Is Forrest Pleasse Open Up Jenny I Have Some Free Stufffff

Oh, the 1994 classic.

And one of my favorite movies of all time.

Run Forrest, Ruunnnn.

I was runninnnnnggggg.

But, you aint got no legs lieutenant Dan.

She smelt like cigarettes.

I taught her how to swing.

She taught me how to dangle.

I may not be a very smart man jenny.

But I know what love is.

Man, i love that movie.

Anyhow;

What does Forrest have in common with business?

Well,

He did build that bubba gump shrimping business.

And became a multi-zillionaire.

Well, this wont make you millions.

And your name doesn’t have to be jenny.

But, it will guide you so you don’t run through the opponents locker room.

After a touchdown.

Here are 15 free guides for ecommerce, affiliate marketers, and anyone running an online business.

Grab them here;

And keep running forward with your business Forrest.

Click Here To Grab Your 15 Free Ecommerce Guides And Tools Forrest

P.S. If you cant open the link go to the top of the page click resources, then scroll to free tools.

Cheering for ya

Jay

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Funny Marketing

Chimpanzee Rips Marketer Limb From Limb @ Steals His Rolex

Thump, Thud, Violent Jumping, Biting limbs, kicking, Proceeded By Piercing Screams From This Wealthy Marketer.

This crazy chimp was going bananas ripping him limb from limb!

The chimps eyes had this fixed look of pure evil that only comes straight from the depths of hell.

All that was left was a diamond encrusted rolex that sparkled in the summer sun.

The crazy chimp, let out a loud shrieking scream, and proceeded to rip the rolex off of his lifeless, dangling arm.

Poor, poor, marketer!

He never stood a chance!

His lifeless body would wilt away in that hot african summer sun.

Thousands of flies, and vultures would deliver his carcass back to mother Earth.

This dimented chimp would later pawn that same rolex for his troubles.

But, why would this chimp go bananas on this wealthy affiliate marketer?

It’s Simple Really, and reminds me of what the gurus been doing all along.

Lying through there teeth.

Telling you to chase the $20 small ticket highly competitive affiliate products.

Only leaving you with a tiny bite of that tasty king sized banana.

While the guru’s sell the juicy high ticket products, and enjoy bundles of the best bananas money can buy.

This is why that chimp flipped his lid, and ripped this rich marketer to shreds.

Lies, lies, and more lies.

But not anymore, my apelike friend.

Be smart, go after the premium chiquita bananas.

Say no to lies.

Say yes to high ticket commissions.

Earn $1,000 commissions on every backend sale generated, and the keys to this marketers $1.1 million dollar business.

He is giving you the keys to all the bananas in his kingdom.

All you have to do is accept and enter.

Cesar would be proud!

Learn how here;

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/7-figure-franchise/

It’s time for you to get all that healthy potassium or a.k.a. high ticket commissions in your diet my marketing friends.

 

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7 Figure Franchise Biz Opp Email Marketing Funny Affiliate Marketing Emails Funny Marketing High Commission Paypal High Commissions Michael Cheney

Cheneys Rapping In A Commission Rainstorm

Michael Cheney Rap

Michael Cheney Rap

Warning: Michael Cheney uses supersized umbrella and raps for commission rainstorm.

[ Umbrella needed to continue reading ]

It’s true it’s raining commissions all over the place.

His umbrella pops up so he doesn’t get commissions on his face.

Those commissions are shooting from the sky and pouring down hard.

This super affiliate sure knows how to play his marketing cards.

With a $1,000 commission here.

And a $1,000 commission there.

It’s raining money everywhere.

Cheneys like Santa with his big red sack.

Giving out commissions he’s got your back.

Have you been good this year big boy or girl?

Cheneys got something that will make your head twirl.

High ticket commissions is where its at.

Cock your head sideways, and tilt your hat.

With 100% commissions you’ll be purring along.

Enter World class training you cant go wrong.

It simply is a logical choice.

Your going to think this is awesome, so raise your voice.

So,

If you think this rap stinks

Make me shut up and click that link:

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/7-figure-franchise/

Word!

P.S. Eminem eat your heart out.

TTYL

Jay

A.K.A.

The Funny Marketer.

Cheneys Rapping In A Commission Rainstorm

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7 Figure Franchise Biz Opp Uncategorized

Internet Marketer Thwarts Attack From Crybaby Wanna Be Affiliate Marketers

Crybaby wannabe internet marketers are everywhere.

There like the black plague of medieval times.

Waaaahhhh, Waaaaaahhhh,

I cant seem to make any money online.

Waaaahhh, Waaaaahhhh,

Crying like a little baby.

You want some cheese with that wine?

These crybaby marketers are everywhere.

Blaming the World, and everyone in it, for there lack of seeing any tangible results when it comes to making money online.

Mainly it is because.

Most internet marketers are plain lazy.

Sorry to be so blunt.

Or.

They do not know what the hell they are doing.

Or a combination of the both.

They believe there is a magical fairy that owns a big money tree, and sprinkles glitter on it, and the money magically appears.

Well, thanks fairy;)

You are swell.

We all wish right;)

I would grow a forest if that was the case.

Unfortunately

There are no such things as money trees.

You have to work for it.

You have to build your biz.

But I want to make it much easier for you.

How would you like all the work done for you essentially?

How would you like $1,000 instant Paypal commissions.

How would you like 100% commissions on a whole suite of best selling internet marketing products?

Including all upsells, recurring, and downsells.

You keep it all kimosabe.

How about World class affiliate marketing training where you can see and learn how Michael Cheney runs his $1.1 million dollar a year internet marketing biz.

Don’t know how to do affiliate marketing?

No worries, he will teach you everything he knows.

The more you learn.

The more you earn.

It’s like planting your own money tree.

And picking off dollar bills when the sales start coming in.

Sound interesting?

If your smart you will click that link below.

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/7-figure-franchise/

TTYL

Jay

A.K.A. The funny marketer.

 

crybaby internet marketers

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Funny Affiliate Marketing Emails Funny Marketing This Pays Entrepreneurs Bigger Than Trump + Cuban Combined

This Pays Entrepreneurs Bigger Than Trump + Cuban Combined

Here a Trump.

There a Trump.

Everywhere a Trump, Trump.

Money Here.

Money There.

Money dancing everywhere.

Cha cha cha…

Mark Cuban hates your political views.

But you don’t care!

You want to give him a giant wedgie pulling his underwear.

Cha cha cha…

Put you both together.

What do we have?

A giant bag of moolah that can sing and dance.

Who has more money?

Trump or Cuban?

Well it’s all the same.

I think Mark Cuban does because he don’t play no games.

President Trump would beg to differ.

He says his entrepreneurial games stiffer.

Cha Cha Cha…..

Ok enough rhyming:)

What do these two well known billionaire entrepreneurs have in common?

Well they know how to make tons of cash.

And….

Drumroll please….

They recognize a great business opportunity when they see it.

Mark Cubans a shark in real life and on t.v.

Trumps a shark as the p.o.t.u.s. and as a serial entrepreneur.

I’ve literally seen Trumps shark fin point out the back of his suit behind his neck:)

In all seriousness, hes not a real shark people.

This isn’t Jaws for the love of all that is holy and good….

These two genius marketers are not scaaaaarrrrrrdddd

To Take Calculated Risks.

Risks that can make them much more money then they spend in the longrun.

Cuban + Trump invest in themselves.

And you can do the same.

Want to invest in yourself?

Make Your Name Goes Here Great Again?

Well good amigo.

Ok back to rhyming:)

Here comes the real Jay shady.

Telling it like it is.

Listen to him if you want to have a profitable biz.

Enter a 7 figure marketer.

Who can teach you the same.

You definitely need this to improve your money game.

Selling high ticket this is where its at.

If you don’t see my point, I hope you get attacked by a big ass cat.

This 7 figure marketer can teach you to make your bank account sing.

$1,000 commissions will make the cash registers ring.

The keys to his $1.1 million dollar business.

Will make you do the money dance.

Now click that link below Mr. fancy pants.

Click here:

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/7-figure-franchise/

LA La La La La…..

I hope you enjoyed my rhyme.

I will see you next time.

Jay

A.K.A

The Funny Marketer.

This Pays Entrepreneurs Bigger Than Trump + Cuban Combined

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