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Watch Your Fanpages Explode Like The M.O.A.B On A Terrorist Tunnel While Sipping Mai Thais.

Watch Your Fanpages Explode Like The M.O.A.B On A Terrorist Tunnel While Sipping Mai Thais.
 
Summer is here my friends.
 
Who wants to spend these warm summer days.
 
Adding Facebook fans manually:(
 
Boring, and time consuming.
 
We have better things to do in these summer months.
 
Beaches, barbecues, drinking fruity cold alcoholic beverages:)
 
WOOHOO ……
 
And just enjoying being outdoors.
 
So,
 
With that being said:)
 
I have a cure.
 
For your social media blues.
 
Work smarter than Einstein.
 
Not harder than an Alaskan crab fisherman.
 
This is smart.
 
It is.
 
100% Autopilot Software.
 
Setup to go in 2 minutes – Newbie Ready!
 
 
Guaranteed 100% Real Targeted Fans For YOU
 
 
AUTO Posts UNLIMITED Content to Fanpages – Text, Images, Links and Videos!
 
 
Works for Fanpages in ANY NICHE. Hands-Free!
 
 
Massive Time Saver + Beta Tester Approved.
 
Put Your Fanpages on Complete AUTOPILOT &
Start Adding Unlimited 100% REAL,
Targeted FANS to Any Fanpage
 
See how
 
Here;
 
 
Sit Back Relax @ Put Your Fanpage On Complete Autopilot While You Sip those tasty cold mai thais:)
 
ttyl
 
Jay
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Email Marketing Funny Marketing Linkedin Marketing Linkedin Meets Good Will Hunting

Linkedin Meets Good Will Hunting

I loved the movie Goodwill hunting it is a classic.

Matt Damon was definitely a troubled youth growing up.

A lost soul, but a genius at the same time.

He just needed the right guidance.

Robin Williams was that guidance for Matt.

Robin Williams played a shrink.

That released Matts inner demons, his potential, and on top of that he got the girl;)

“How you like dem apples.”

This is where the business networking giant Linkedin comes in.

How would you like to learn from the Matt Damon of Linkedin?

Yes, he is a genius when it comes to making money from Linkedin.

Like Matt Damons character in Good Will Hunting.

He’s gonna show you how to catapult your email lists, how to automize your Linkedin business, and make a ton of cash doing it.

You may not get the girl from this.

But your sure to get the money.

“How you like dem apples?”

See how

Here

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/linkedtify/

 

Jay

A.K.A.

The Funny Marketer.

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7 Figure Franchise Biz Opp Email Marketing Funny Affiliate Marketing Emails Funny Marketing High Commission Paypal High Commissions Michael Cheney

Cheneys Rapping In A Commission Rainstorm

Michael Cheney Rap

Michael Cheney Rap

Warning: Michael Cheney uses supersized umbrella and raps for commission rainstorm.

[ Umbrella needed to continue reading ]

It’s true it’s raining commissions all over the place.

His umbrella pops up so he doesn’t get commissions on his face.

Those commissions are shooting from the sky and pouring down hard.

This super affiliate sure knows how to play his marketing cards.

With a $1,000 commission here.

And a $1,000 commission there.

It’s raining money everywhere.

Cheneys like Santa with his big red sack.

Giving out commissions he’s got your back.

Have you been good this year big boy or girl?

Cheneys got something that will make your head twirl.

High ticket commissions is where its at.

Cock your head sideways, and tilt your hat.

With 100% commissions you’ll be purring along.

Enter World class training you cant go wrong.

It simply is a logical choice.

Your going to think this is awesome, so raise your voice.

So,

If you think this rap stinks

Make me shut up and click that link:

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/7-figure-franchise/

Word!

P.S. Eminem eat your heart out.

TTYL

Jay

A.K.A.

The Funny Marketer.

Cheneys Rapping In A Commission Rainstorm

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7 Figure Franchise Biz Opp Email Marketing Funny Affiliate Marketing Emails Funny Marketing High Commission Paypal High Commissions

Marketer Snagged And Eaten Alive By Giant Crocodile

giant saltwater Crocodile

giant saltwater Crocodile

Story Begins…

He was sitting on the banks of the Mary river in Darwin, Australia.

Stroking his keys on his Apple laptop.

Trying to sell $10.00 low ticket affiliate products.

Mistake numero uno.

The marketer logged into his JVZoo affiliate account and shockingly seen another triple zero day.

Oh no! Not again he shouted!

He then proceeded to put his head face down on his laptop in despair.

When out of the blue a giant 16 foot salty grabbed him and pulled him under and did the dreaded deathroll on the poor marketer.

He did not stand a chance!

All that was left was his Apple laptop which popped to the surface shorting out from the murky saltwater.

Mistake number 2.

Not paying attention to your surroundings!

[ warning: This is fiction but this happens everyday in the internet marketing World. ]

It’s true, this is what it’s like with the little guy in the Marketing World.

When the little guy in the internet marketing World is attacked by the giant saltwater super affiliate;)

There is nothing left but that shorted out, non working laptop, bouncing on the surface of that murky saltwater with blood droplets engrained in the keyboard.

So, how do you as the little guy even the playing field?

Well, I will tell you my croc fearing friend.

You have to go for the big moolah.

With your high ticket $1,000 instant Paypal commissions.

With your World class affiliate marketing training taught by a 7 figure super affiliate.

With your 100% commissions across a slew of best selling affiliate products.

Curious now ???

See how here:

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/7-figure-franchise/

P.S. no marketer were hurt during the creation of this email.

Jay

A.K.A. The Funny Marketer.

 

Giant saltwater crocodile eats internet marketer.

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Funny Affiliate Marketing Emails Web Traffic Software

This Software Gets More Free Traffic Than An L.A. Freeway In Rush Hour.

Beep, Beep, Beep, Get Out Of My Way…..

Honk, honk…

Crawling along.

Perspiration beaming off your dome.

Taking forever to get home.

Yep freeway traffic sucks.

But, if you are an internet marketer.

You embrace traffic.

You want to give it a big hug like that big purple dinosaur barney.

Singing I love you.

You love me.

Were a happy family.

So what kind of traffic will make you do that happy dance?

You may even bust out the old school macarena:)

Go here and see why you will be doing the happy dance:

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/auto-soci-pro/

Heeeeeey macerana.

TTYL

Jay

AKA

The funny marketer.

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