Warning: Michael Cheney uses supersized umbrella and raps for commission rainstorm.
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It’s true it’s raining commissions all over the place.
His umbrella pops up so he doesn’t get commissions on his face.
Those commissions are shooting from the sky and pouring down hard.
This super affiliate sure knows how to play his marketing cards.
With a $1,000 commission here.
And a $1,000 commission there.
It’s raining money everywhere.
Cheneys like Santa with his big red sack.
Giving out commissions he’s got your back.
Have you been good this year big boy or girl?
Cheneys got something that will make your head twirl.
High ticket commissions is where its at.
Cock your head sideways, and tilt your hat.
With 100% commissions you’ll be purring along.
Enter World class training you cant go wrong.
It simply is a logical choice.
Your going to think this is awesome, so raise your voice.
If you think this rap stinks
Make me shut up and click that link:
P.S. Eminem eat your heart out.
The Funny Marketer.
He was sitting on the banks of the Mary river in Darwin, Australia.
Stroking his keys on his Apple laptop.
Trying to sell $10.00 low ticket affiliate products.
Mistake numero uno.
The marketer logged into his JVZoo affiliate account and shockingly seen another triple zero day.
Oh no! Not again he shouted!
He then proceeded to put his head face down on his laptop in despair.
When out of the blue a giant 16 foot salty grabbed him and pulled him under and did the dreaded deathroll on the poor marketer.
He did not stand a chance!
All that was left was his Apple laptop which popped to the surface shorting out from the murky saltwater.
Mistake number 2.
Not paying attention to your surroundings!
[ warning: This is fiction but this happens everyday in the internet marketing World. ]
It’s true, this is what it’s like with the little guy in the Marketing World.
When the little guy in the internet marketing World is attacked by the giant saltwater super affiliate;)
There is nothing left but that shorted out, non working laptop, bouncing on the surface of that murky saltwater with blood droplets engrained in the keyboard.
So, how do you as the little guy even the playing field?
Well, I will tell you my croc fearing friend.
You have to go for the big moolah.
With your high ticket $1,000 instant Paypal commissions.
With your World class affiliate marketing training taught by a 7 figure super affiliate.
With your 100% commissions across a slew of best selling affiliate products.
Curious now ???
See how here:
P.S. no marketer were hurt during the creation of this email.
A.K.A. The Funny Marketer.
Beep, Beep, Beep, Get Out Of My Way…..
Perspiration beaming off your dome.
Taking forever to get home.
Yep freeway traffic sucks.
But, if you are an internet marketer.
You embrace traffic.
You want to give it a big hug like that big purple dinosaur barney.
Singing I love you.
You love me.
Were a happy family.
So what kind of traffic will make you do that happy dance?
You may even bust out the old school macarena:)
Go here and see why you will be doing the happy dance:
The funny marketer.