Tag Archives: cheney

Uncategorized

One Legged Midget Hillbilly Prospector Strikes Gold Instantly

Michael Cheney Rap

This is a story of a one legged midget named Ted.

The poor little guy barely kept his family fed.

Then one day he was limping over for some food.

And up through his computer shot a golden brood.

Online Gold that is Texas tea.

Now,

The next thing you know Teds a millionaire.

His little clan said Ted you can buy a leg just over there.

Little Ted said Michael Cheneys course is the place you all outta be.

You wont need no shovels to strike Gold and wont have to dress like a hillbilllyyyyyy!!!

So, the clan loaded up there truck and they all bought from Cheneyyyy

On dis link dat is.

Down yonder.

Right down there.

Click dat link and you wont have to move to Beverlyyyyy.

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/michael-cheney-gold-rush/

You all strike gold now ya hear?

This was Beverly hillbillies theme song inspired.

Click the link to get the real gold and I’ll stop singing in this email.

Promise.

TTYL

Happy prospecting.

Ted

A.K.A.Jay

Read More
Uncategorized

Multi- Millionaire affiliate marketer is giving away his Purest gold

The Gold Rush Is ON Affiliates And The Bling, Bling Is Shinier Than A New Rolls Royce.

Want to learn from a multi-million dollar internet marketer?

Who has more bling than Jayzee, Lil Wayne, and Beyoncé combined.

Yep,

He has the gold bitches.

This man is the MR T of the affiliate marketing World.

What you talking about foooolllssss?

He has a neck full of shiny 24 karat gold that is giving him neck cramps.

And…

He needs to unload his Gold faster than an Amazon prime delivery.

The good news is….

You do not need any shovels, no digging permits,
and do not have to use one of those goofy metal detectors to locate his Gold.

Ever seen the movie Blood diamond?

Yeah, that didn’t work out so well at the end for poor Leo.

Those rebels can and will shoot at ya for stealing there gold or diamonds as Leo so tragically found out.

But, this British chap won’t.

He is a peaceful giving man who doesn’t own a gun.

Only because he is from the U.K they don’t allow it.

But,

Drum roll pleaseeee!!!

He wants to show you how to get your greedy little hands on his bling, bling.

Want to learn from one of the best affiliates on the planet and get his golden money making secrets?

No shovel needed.

No mining permit needed.

What is needed: A smile, a computer, and internet connection.

Think you can handle that Cowboy?

Grab it here;

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/michael-cheney-gold-rush/

Beep, beep!

Sorry my goofy metal detector just located gold on that link and its going bat shit crazy.

Happy mining

Jay

Read More
7 Figure Franchise Biz Opp Email Marketing Funny Affiliate Marketing Emails Funny Marketing High Commission Paypal High Commissions Michael Cheney

Cheneys Rapping In A Commission Rainstorm

Michael Cheney Rap

Michael Cheney Rap

Warning: Michael Cheney uses supersized umbrella and raps for commission rainstorm.

[ Umbrella needed to continue reading ]

It’s true it’s raining commissions all over the place.

His umbrella pops up so he doesn’t get commissions on his face.

Those commissions are shooting from the sky and pouring down hard.

This super affiliate sure knows how to play his marketing cards.

With a $1,000 commission here.

And a $1,000 commission there.

It’s raining money everywhere.

Cheneys like Santa with his big red sack.

Giving out commissions he’s got your back.

Have you been good this year big boy or girl?

Cheneys got something that will make your head twirl.

High ticket commissions is where its at.

Cock your head sideways, and tilt your hat.

With 100% commissions you’ll be purring along.

Enter World class training you cant go wrong.

It simply is a logical choice.

Your going to think this is awesome, so raise your voice.

So,

If you think this rap stinks

Make me shut up and click that link:

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/7-figure-franchise/

Word!

P.S. Eminem eat your heart out.

TTYL

Jay

A.K.A.

The Funny Marketer.

Cheneys Rapping In A Commission Rainstorm

Read More