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Create Your Own Profit Pulling WordPress Plugins In Under 60 Seconds!

Now You Too Can Create Your Own Profit Pulling WordPress Plugins In Under 60 Seconds!

Sell Your Plugins To MILLIONS Of Hungry Online Businesses And Become An Overnight Software Tycoon…

Are you ready to cash in on the software craze even if you have zero coding experience?

I always wanted to learn how to develop software but I never got around to it.

Do to various reasons like running an online business, and just life in general.

Heck, it is busy just being alive this day and age.

You know how I feel I am sure.

Software sells like wildfire online.

Heck, just look at the Jvzoo all time top sellers.

Software dominates in pretty much every category.

And for very good reasons.

People need software to run there businesses like a crackhead needs a rock.

And WordPress is a powerhouse!

WordPress powers 25% of the entire Internet!

Gee whizz Wally really?

Yes Beave really!

Leave it to beaver quote for anyone old enough to get that:)

Anyway;

These genius software developers came up with a way for you to cash in on this enormous industry.

Even if you are newer than a 2019 Lambo fresh off the salesroom floor.

Yes you can!

Be an allstar coder without knowing any coding skills and sell your plugins for big moolah.

Learn how Here;

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/wp-developer-suite/

You need to get this asap.

Jay

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7 Figure Franchise

More Valuable Than Boardwalk And Park Place W/O Fake Monopoly Money

Who does not love the classic board game Monopoly.

The game took foreverrrrrrrr to complete but it was fun, fun, fun.

Fun I tell you!

I was either the dog, or the race car when I dominated monopoly back in the dizaaayyyyyy.

Well, at least I though I dominated.

I am a legend in my own mind:)

I don’t mean to toot my own horn.

Oh, screw it toot, toot.

But, I was pretty good at the classic game and I didn’t even have to grow a weird mustache, and wear a tophat.

It would be pretty weird to see a kid with a mustache like that anyways.

Ouch, lay off the hormones young man.

What is more valuable than boardwalk, and park place for your business?

I am so glad you asked.

And it can make you some serious real cash not paper money:)

Taught by a 7 figure English chap

( Without the weird mustache of course. )

Who built his own park place @ boardwalk internet biz

Let him show you how here;

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/7-figure-franchise-webinar/

Get that learning cap on my friend.

Jay

 

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Email Marketing

Want A Huge Email List For Free?

Fact: 90% of the money that you make online will come directly from your email list.

If you are not building your email list you are leaving huge piles of money on the table.

In this day and age a list is mandatory.

And pretty dumb if your not building one.

But,

Building a list does take time.

What if we could really speed up that process?

What if you had an army of people building your email list for you?

How fast do you think you could build a huge, profitable, email list?

Did I mention it is all for free.

See how here;

http://DualSqueeze.com/squeeze.php?id=16476

P.S. If you have not started an email list yet, no worries here is who I recommend and you get a whole month for free.

Here is the link: http://1monthfreeaweberhere.aweber.com

Now get to work and make it happen.

Jay

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Ecommerce Ecommerce Store Ecommerce Tools

Your Ecommerce Store 14 Day Free Trial

Your the best around noones gonna ever keep you down.

Your the best around no-ones gonna ever keep you down.

Reminds me of the classic movie the karate kid when Daniel Larusso

was fighting his arch nemesis Johnny ( Aka class bully ) from the cobra kai in the championship match.

Hiyaaaaaaaa…

This song gets me pumped up like another theme song that I love the eye of the tiger from the classic boxing movie rocky.

Adriaaannnnn!!!

I just want to accomplish stuff, kick butt, and take names later.

Starting your own ecommerce store has that same feeling, and it can put a lot of dough in your pockets to boot.

How much?

Depends on you?

Do you have a good work ethic?

If you answered yes the sky is the limit.

Let me ask you this question?

Are you the best around?

I agree you are.

No-ones ever gonna keep your dreams down.

Start your 14 day free trial, and open up your own ecommerce dojo 

Here;

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/shopify/

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Ecommerce Ecommerce Store Ecommerce Tools

Ecommerce Stores Will Be Stacking The Money This Christmas HO, HO, HO

Ecommerce Stores Will Be Stacking The Money This Christmas HO, HO, HO

Santa has a big stack of money in his jolly, giant, red Christmas sack.

For ecommerce store owners who have been jolly, nice, and wise.

The power has been shifted from offline stores to online ecommerce stores like Amazon.

Who are dominating the ecommerce online space.

Santas little helpers who were smart enough to start there own e-comm store will be reaping the rewards when the army of customers start shopping online this holiday season.

If you want some of santas stacks of holiday moolah this holiday season, and well beyond.

Yo better get that ecommerce store a rocking, and get those customers a knocking.

Start your ecommerce store here santas little helper, and grab your 14 day free trial.

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/shopify/

 

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Ecommerce Ecommerce Store Ecommerce Tools Field Of Dreams Story

If You Build It The Customers Will Come From Everywhere ( Story )

If You Build It The Customers Will Come.

Kevin Costner is a great actor ( No doubt about it )

My 2 favorite Costner flicks.

  1. Dances with Wolves
  2.  Field of Dreams

Tatanka, Tatanka!

Native american man with 2 fingers above his head trying to explain a buffalo to Kevin Costners character in the movie.

Lol classic stuff.

Anyhow,

Field of dreams, and how it relates to making money online.

Costner built a baseball field in the middle of a cornfield in Iowa.

His childhood baseball heroes who were long since deceased magically appeared playing baseball in his baseball field.

But,

Only  Kevin costner, and a select few people were able to see these athletic ghosts.

Booo:)

Shoeless Joe Jackson and many deceased baseball players of the past made Kevin Costners magical baseball field his home, and the baseball games commenced.

But Costners character was in massive debt, and his brother in law who worked for the bank kept telling him to sell the house or the bank is going to take his home.

Costner refused.

His child in the movie quoted

” Don’t worry daddy if you build it they will come. ”

Referring to his already made magical baseball field.

Miles of cars wrapped around the road leading to there farmhouse were lined up for miles.

More than the eye can see.

To see there childhood heroes play baseball again, and they were willing to pay big money to do so.

His problems were solved.

Saving his house, his sanity, and his magical field of dreams.

Likewise,

If you build an ecommerce store, on the proper foundation, it is the only way your customers will come.

Ecommerce buyers, affiliates, and paying customers.

They all will come.

Create your own magical field of dreams.

See how here;

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/shopify/

Grab your 14 day free trial, build your store, and watch them start to come.

 

 

 

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Ecommerce Ecommerce Store Ecommerce Tools Funny Marketing

15 Free Guides ” Oh My ” Follow Follow Follow The Yellow Brick Road Inside

15 Free Guides ” Oh My ” Follow Follow Follow The Yellow Brick Road Inside

How does the wizard of oz relate to making money online you ask?

Well, let me take you down the yellow brick road, and if you listen to my quick story, I will leave a link to all the free guides and tools at the end of the yellow brick road;)

Or email:)

Deal?

Deal.

We have the scarecrow, the tin woodman, and of course.

The star of this email.

dadadadaaahhhh

The cowardly lion.

The cowardly lion was scaaaarrrdddd of everything.

You remember him from the movie.

Yeah, you do not want to be him when running an online business.

Anyhow, the cowardly lion was scaaarrrdddd of his own shadow, and every living breathing creature in existence.

Name a lion like that in existence?

Really? Lol

Anyhow;

That is what made the movie entertaining, and a cult classic blockbuster hit that probably every generation has seen.

Leave it to the movies.

But;

True lions are killers, and the top predators of the African Savannah.

More like Simba.

They take massive action.

They leave no prisoners.

They are the ultimate pride.

And if you see one on an african safari my advice.

Run like hell;

And for gods sake don’t stop running.

Turn into Forrest;)

Run Forrest run.

Anyhow;

I am going to help you to start taking massive action.

Don’t be ssccaaarrrddd.

Be that lion raarrrrr.

Here are your 15 free guides, and tools to get you pouncing on your prey;

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/shopify/ P.S. If the link doesn’t open go to resources and scroll down to guides to get your free stuff.

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Ecommerce Ecommerce Store Ecommerce Tools Forrest Gump Opens Ecommerce Store

Jennnyyyyy This Is Forrest Pleasse Open Up Jenny I Have Some Free Stufffff

Oh, the 1994 classic.

And one of my favorite movies of all time.

Run Forrest, Ruunnnn.

I was runninnnnnggggg.

But, you aint got no legs lieutenant Dan.

She smelt like cigarettes.

I taught her how to swing.

She taught me how to dangle.

I may not be a very smart man jenny.

But I know what love is.

Man, i love that movie.

Anyhow;

What does Forrest have in common with business?

Well,

He did build that bubba gump shrimping business.

And became a multi-zillionaire.

Well, this wont make you millions.

And your name doesn’t have to be jenny.

But, it will guide you so you don’t run through the opponents locker room.

After a touchdown.

Here are 15 free guides for ecommerce, affiliate marketers, and anyone running an online business.

Grab them here;

And keep running forward with your business Forrest.

Click Here To Grab Your 15 Free Ecommerce Guides And Tools Forrest

P.S. If you cant open the link go to the top of the page click resources, then scroll to free tools.

Cheering for ya

Jay

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Ecommerce Ecommerce Store Ecommerce Tools

Billions Of Dollars In Ecommerce [ Get Your Slice Of The Pie Here ]

Fact: Billions, and Billions of dollars are generated yearly using ecommerce.

Trademark stores and franchises are closing sadly left and right due to the Internet.

Amazon as well as other online giants have changed the way we shop.

It’s sad really but like it or not it is a different World out there these days.

The wealth is transferring hands from big business offline to big business online.

But,

This is great news for you.

Now the small business owner an start there own ecommerce store and compete with the big boys;)

Without even leaving your home office.

Back in the old days it was bank loans and high risk.

Now, it is low risk and potentially lucrative rewards.

Enough of me blabbing on.

want your piece of the ecommerce pie?

Maybe it’s time you start your own store.

And you definitely want the best in the business right?

What are you waiting for?

Start your e-commerce empire here;

Click Here To Start Your Ecommerce Store

See you on the flipside

Jay

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Ecommerce Tools

More Tools Than Tim The Toolman For Ecommerce Junkies

Tools, Tools, Tools!

Wide hips helpful business tips;)

Not girls, girls, girls.

But tools, tools, tools.

Sing with me…

😉

Sorry that reminded me of that old 80’s Montley Crue song.

Mind out of the gutter, and back to business Jason.

Enough joking around.

Anyways,

Back to the good stuff.

Here is a very useful page that has a wide variety of free tools

That you will looooovvvveeeeee.

That will help run your business better.

There’s more free tools here than on the set of Tim the toolmans old show.

P.S. Make sure you supply your email so you are notified a.s.a.p. when new ones are released.

Get your tools here;

Grab Your Ecommerce Tools Here Playa

Enjoy there is a lot of good stuff to help run your business on that page.

ttyl

Jay

p.s. if it does not open up go to resources and scroll down to the useful tools tab at the top of the page.

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Ecommerce Ecommerce Store

Shocking Ecommerce Success Story ( Must Read )

I was listening to the smart passive income podcast hosted by Pat Flynn.

Check it out it is on tunein radio ( Some good stuff )

A lot of good tips for affiliate marketers and online entrepreneurs in general.

Anyways,

In one of his podcasts Pat had a guest.

That was pulling in 7 figures per year.

Dude was pulling in 6 figures after 6 months of starting his ecommerce store.

Wow!

Anyways,

He wasn’t the only success story that was shared in this particular podcast.

How did he do it as well as many others?

They started an e-commerce store

And built there foundation.

See how

Here;

Click Here For My Recommended Ecommerce Store Platform

To your future stores success.

Jay

 

 

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Funny Marketing

Chimpanzee Rips Marketer Limb From Limb @ Steals His Rolex

Thump, Thud, Violent Jumping, Biting limbs, kicking, Proceeded By Piercing Screams From This Wealthy Marketer.

This crazy chimp was going bananas ripping him limb from limb!

The chimps eyes had this fixed look of pure evil that only comes straight from the depths of hell.

All that was left was a diamond encrusted rolex that sparkled in the summer sun.

The crazy chimp, let out a loud shrieking scream, and proceeded to rip the rolex off of his lifeless, dangling arm.

Poor, poor, marketer!

He never stood a chance!

His lifeless body would wilt away in that hot african summer sun.

Thousands of flies, and vultures would deliver his carcass back to mother Earth.

This dimented chimp would later pawn that same rolex for his troubles.

But, why would this chimp go bananas on this wealthy affiliate marketer?

It’s Simple Really, and reminds me of what the gurus been doing all along.

Lying through there teeth.

Telling you to chase the $20 small ticket highly competitive affiliate products.

Only leaving you with a tiny bite of that tasty king sized banana.

While the guru’s sell the juicy high ticket products, and enjoy bundles of the best bananas money can buy.

This is why that chimp flipped his lid, and ripped this rich marketer to shreds.

Lies, lies, and more lies.

But not anymore, my apelike friend.

Be smart, go after the premium chiquita bananas.

Say no to lies.

Say yes to high ticket commissions.

Earn $1,000 commissions on every backend sale generated, and the keys to this marketers $1.1 million dollar business.

He is giving you the keys to all the bananas in his kingdom.

All you have to do is accept and enter.

Cesar would be proud!

Learn how here;

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/7-figure-franchise/

It’s time for you to get all that healthy potassium or a.k.a. high ticket commissions in your diet my marketing friends.

 

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Seo Training

Become The Pablo Escobar Of Search Engine Optimization Narcos Anyone?

Let us chant Netflix, Netflix, Netflix….

I love Netflix and I love the series Narcos.

Quality entertainment at its best:)

Pablo Escobar love him or hate him was the man of the eighties!

Fear, money, corruption, killing, women, love, hate, and of course cocaine come to mind.

Pablo Escobar 

How catchy is that Narcos theme song anyways;)

Makes me feel like I am drinking a margarita on the beach

With an old eighties 80 pound cell phone glued to my ear:)

Bikini clad women anyone?

Yeah mamazita:)

Come to daddy.

Anyhow;

Fun fact: At one time in the eighties Pablo Escobar was bringing in more revenue than GM by himself.

Damn!!!!

That is some serious cabbage!

And this dude wasn’t even a gardner

Yeah bad joke I know lol

Anyhow;)

Lets flip the script this is a guy that does it all strictly by the book.

Everything is totally legal and on the up and up.

This guy is literally the pablo escobar of the SEO World.

He brings search engines to there knees.

Nope, he doesn’t do anything illegal he is strictly whitehat and on the up and up.

But people in the seo World respect him like Pablo.

Because he is the best in the biz and knows how to make money from seo.

See How To Be The king Of Seo Here;

Earn your respect, dignity, and money here:

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/marketer-seal/

Trust me this guy knows his stuff;)

If you want to dominate the first pages of the major search engines like a g then click that link above.

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7 Figure Franchise Rocket Man

Rocket Mans Secret Inter Continental Ballistic Profits Program

Rocket man Kim Jung Un

Lessons Learned:

Kim Jong Un is definitely a crazy s.o.b.

The man with the crazy hair p.o.t.u.s. dubbed him rocket man for a reason.

If Kim Jung Un was a dog he would be sporting a crazy red rocket, because he is so in love with his rocket program.

10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1

Boing, boing, boing, and we have lift offfffff!

Sorry Elton didn’t mean to ruin your catchy classic hit song.

Rocket man threatens the U.S.A. and it’s allies with his beloved rockets on an almost weekly basis.

Grab your popcorn and peanuts boys and girls the rocket man is sure to put on a spectacular show.

north Korea rocket man

Lessons learned;

Don’t starve your people over dem damn dere rockets!

They are simply not worth it!

We all know rocket man is not starving.

I hear his favorite dance is the milkshake shuffle:)

Threats and fear is never a smart way to do business rocket man!

But what is worth it’s weight in rocket fuel, and all sanctions lifted on N.Korea to the N.Korean people?

Find out here;

But Only click if you like moolah;

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/7-figure-franchise-webinar/

Rocket mans not smart enough to do it, but I know you can launch your own inter – continental ballistic profits program.

One that just puts money in your pockets, and doesn’t piss of the World in the process.

Verse stuck in head: Cause I think it’s gonna be a long, long, time…..

Rocket man out!

P.S. This email is designed to make you laugh out loud and help you to make more money with your online business.

North Korea nucleur threats

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Depressed Leprachaun Funny Affiliate Marketing Emails Funny Marketing Leprachaun Finds Shillings Uncategorized

Depressed Leprachaun Flips On The Happy Marketing Switch

leprachaun marketing gold

[ warning no prozoac required ]

This little newbie leprachaun marketer.

Had been suffering with depression for years.

Not matter what good things happened to him.

He never seemed to be happy.

The glass was always half empty.

{ In his little irish Leprachaun eyes }

That irish frown was always upside down.

For this poor little unhappy Leprachaun clown.

( Perhaps you know someone like this )

He was seriously considering the prozoac route.

Until he discovered Michael Cheneys and his training.

Although this little leprachaun was sad, he was also ambitious.

What he discovered inside Michael Cheneys training sent shivers down his spine.

The gold chillings eventually came flooding in…

The rainbow set in full color over his house.

His frown eventually turned upside down.

He was doing the leprachaun shuffle.

He even did the irish version of the macerana:)

He was happy once again.

So, what made this little sad leprachaun happy again?

Find out here and get your shillalys

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/commission-machine-michael-cheney/

See you on the other side of the rainbow.

Brought to you by the brains at: http://jaysonlinereviews.com

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Funny Marketing Web Traffic Software

Watch Your Fanpages Explode Like The M.O.A.B On A Terrorist Tunnel While Sipping Mai Thais.

Watch Your Fanpages Explode Like The M.O.A.B On A Terrorist Tunnel While Sipping Mai Thais.
 
Summer is here my friends.
 
Who wants to spend these warm summer days.
 
Adding Facebook fans manually:(
 
Boring, and time consuming.
 
We have better things to do in these summer months.
 
Beaches, barbecues, drinking fruity cold alcoholic beverages:)
 
WOOHOO ……
 
And just enjoying being outdoors.
 
So,
 
With that being said:)
 
I have a cure.
 
For your social media blues.
 
Work smarter than Einstein.
 
Not harder than an Alaskan crab fisherman.
 
This is smart.
 
It is.
 
100% Autopilot Software.
 
Setup to go in 2 minutes – Newbie Ready!
 
 
Guaranteed 100% Real Targeted Fans For YOU
 
 
AUTO Posts UNLIMITED Content to Fanpages – Text, Images, Links and Videos!
 
 
Works for Fanpages in ANY NICHE. Hands-Free!
 
 
Massive Time Saver + Beta Tester Approved.
 
Put Your Fanpages on Complete AUTOPILOT &
Start Adding Unlimited 100% REAL,
Targeted FANS to Any Fanpage
 
See how
 
Here;
 
 
Sit Back Relax @ Put Your Fanpage On Complete Autopilot While You Sip those tasty cold mai thais:)
 
ttyl
 
Jay
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