He was sitting on the banks of the Mary river in Darwin, Australia.
Stroking his keys on his Apple laptop.
Trying to sell $10.00 low ticket affiliate products.
Mistake numero uno.
The marketer logged into his JVZoo affiliate account and shockingly seen another triple zero day.
Oh no! Not again he shouted!
He then proceeded to put his head face down on his laptop in despair.
When out of the blue a giant 16 foot salty grabbed him and pulled him under and did the dreaded deathroll on the poor marketer.
He did not stand a chance!
All that was left was his Apple laptop which popped to the surface shorting out from the murky saltwater.
Mistake number 2.
Not paying attention to your surroundings!
[ warning: This is fiction but this happens everyday in the internet marketing World. ]
It’s true, this is what it’s like with the little guy in the Marketing World.
When the little guy in the internet marketing World is attacked by the giant saltwater super affiliate;)
There is nothing left but that shorted out, non working laptop, bouncing on the surface of that murky saltwater with blood droplets engrained in the keyboard.
So, how do you as the little guy even the playing field?
Well, I will tell you my croc fearing friend.
You have to go for the big moolah.
With your high ticket $1,000 instant Paypal commissions.
With your World class affiliate marketing training taught by a 7 figure super affiliate.
With your 100% commissions across a slew of best selling affiliate products.
Curious now ???
See how here:
P.S. no marketer were hurt during the creation of this email.
A.K.A. The Funny Marketer.