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Marketers Fists Verse Bumblebees Stinger Fight Ding Ding Ding ……..

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15 rounds fight human verse bumblebee.

Human Verse Bumblebee Fight To The Death.

 

I was mowing my grass one sunny summer day.

When a quarter sized bumblebee starting buzzing my way.

Then the unthinkable happened.

That damn big yellow and black furry bee started dive bombing my dome.

He meant serious business.

So I did what any crazy maniac would do.

I started throwing hay makers at mr. bee.

I yelled at the bumblebee.

You want to throw down Mr. bee?

Whats up?

Heck, I am not getting stung for noone!

I landed one haymaker, that I put everything into, and the bumble bee dropped out of the sky.

This bumblebee dropped just like the M.O.A.B. on that damn terrorist tunnel.

That is what you get Mr.bee I yelled.

I walked away feeling like the undisputed U.F.C. champion of the World.

How you like me now mr. bumblebee?

Problem solved:)

Anyhow,

This bumblebee reminds me of most internet marketers.

Trying to attack everything in there business themselves.

Without trying to learn from someone who has walked the walk, and talked the talk.

Feel me?

I was this big walking dummy for a long time.

Ever see a drunk zombie?

Yeah that was me.

Arrrrggghhhhhhhh.

Until i invested in a course like a real g.

After all comrades.

The more you learn.

The more you earn.

Playas and playetttes.

Start learning and earning here:

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/commission-machine-michael-cheney/

P.S. Don’t be that dumb ass bumblebee and get knocked out by the competition.

Disclaimer: I was not drinking while creating the content of this email:)

TTYL

Jay

A.K.A.

The funny ass marketer.

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