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Email Marketing Funny Marketing Linkedin Marketing Linkedin Meets Good Will Hunting

Linkedin Meets Good Will Hunting

I loved the movie Goodwill hunting it is a classic.

Matt Damon was definitely a troubled youth growing up.

A lost soul, but a genius at the same time.

He just needed the right guidance.

Robin Williams was that guidance for Matt.

Robin Williams played a shrink.

That released Matts inner demons, his potential, and on top of that he got the girl;)

“How you like dem apples.”

This is where the business networking giant Linkedin comes in.

How would you like to learn from the Matt Damon of Linkedin?

Yes, he is a genius when it comes to making money from Linkedin.

Like Matt Damons character in Good Will Hunting.

He’s gonna show you how to catapult your email lists, how to automize your Linkedin business, and make a ton of cash doing it.

You may not get the girl from this.

But your sure to get the money.

“How you like dem apples?”

See how

Here

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/linkedtify/

 

Jay

A.K.A.

The Funny Marketer.

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Cheneys Rapping In A Commission Rainstorm

Michael Cheney Rap

Michael Cheney Rap

Warning: Michael Cheney uses supersized umbrella and raps for commission rainstorm.

[ Umbrella needed to continue reading ]

It’s true it’s raining commissions all over the place.

His umbrella pops up so he doesn’t get commissions on his face.

Those commissions are shooting from the sky and pouring down hard.

This super affiliate sure knows how to play his marketing cards.

With a $1,000 commission here.

And a $1,000 commission there.

It’s raining money everywhere.

Cheneys like Santa with his big red sack.

Giving out commissions he’s got your back.

Have you been good this year big boy or girl?

Cheneys got something that will make your head twirl.

High ticket commissions is where its at.

Cock your head sideways, and tilt your hat.

With 100% commissions you’ll be purring along.

Enter World class training you cant go wrong.

It simply is a logical choice.

Your going to think this is awesome, so raise your voice.

So,

If you think this rap stinks

Make me shut up and click that link:

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/7-figure-franchise/

Word!

P.S. Eminem eat your heart out.

TTYL

Jay

A.K.A.

The Funny Marketer.

Cheneys Rapping In A Commission Rainstorm

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Marketer Snagged And Eaten Alive By Giant Crocodile

giant saltwater Crocodile

giant saltwater Crocodile

Story Begins…

He was sitting on the banks of the Mary river in Darwin, Australia.

Stroking his keys on his Apple laptop.

Trying to sell $10.00 low ticket affiliate products.

Mistake numero uno.

The marketer logged into his JVZoo affiliate account and shockingly seen another triple zero day.

Oh no! Not again he shouted!

He then proceeded to put his head face down on his laptop in despair.

When out of the blue a giant 16 foot salty grabbed him and pulled him under and did the dreaded deathroll on the poor marketer.

He did not stand a chance!

All that was left was his Apple laptop which popped to the surface shorting out from the murky saltwater.

Mistake number 2.

Not paying attention to your surroundings!

[ warning: This is fiction but this happens everyday in the internet marketing World. ]

It’s true, this is what it’s like with the little guy in the Marketing World.

When the little guy in the internet marketing World is attacked by the giant saltwater super affiliate;)

There is nothing left but that shorted out, non working laptop, bouncing on the surface of that murky saltwater with blood droplets engrained in the keyboard.

So, how do you as the little guy even the playing field?

Well, I will tell you my croc fearing friend.

You have to go for the big moolah.

With your high ticket $1,000 instant Paypal commissions.

With your World class affiliate marketing training taught by a 7 figure super affiliate.

With your 100% commissions across a slew of best selling affiliate products.

Curious now ???

See how here:

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/7-figure-franchise/

P.S. no marketer were hurt during the creation of this email.

Jay

A.K.A. The Funny Marketer.

 

Giant saltwater crocodile eats internet marketer.

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$1,000 MMMMMM MMMMM Good Instant High Ticket Paypal Commissions.

High Commission Delicious Commissions. Even the doggy likes it

$1,000 MMMMMM MMMMM Good High Ticket Instant Paypal Commissions.

The story begins….

Remember when you were a kid and you had the delicious bowl of Campbells soup staring at you?

The heat just radiating off your face.

Just calling out to you eat me,eat me, i am so delicious…

I am even good for your ticker.

I go well with crackers.

It calls out to you.

c’mon you know you want it.

Just teasing you.

Until you just cant take it no more and you dive in spoon in hand slurping that delicious red substance like a rottweiler on a waterdish outside on a 100 degree day.

man, that was a great experience.

remember that?

Well, how would you like to get the warm, fuzzy, fulfilled feeling again as an adult?

$1,000 instant commissions, world class internet marketing training taught by a 7 figure marketer, 100% commissions on every product this 7 figure marketer has ever created, and so much more!

Sounds mmmmm mmmmm good to me.

Come get your delicious commissions on the link below.

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/7-figure-franchise/

 

Even this Cougar thinks these high ticket commissions are delicious

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Listbuilding Is Like Legos Even A Child Can Build It.

Learn how to build a big profitable email list.

Remember those fun little lego blocks that you used to put together as a child?

They fascinated you.

They intrigued you.

“You thought”

If I build it they will come.

Thinking field of dreams.

Your little child imagination just ran Wild.

Then you finally accomplished building that big skyscraper sears tower type block of legos.

You felt like Leonardo Dicaprio in Titanic.

You my friend were the king of the World.

You were prouder than a money hungry daddy who’s daughter just married the prince of Brunei.

Cha ching!

I finally did it.

How would you like that feeling again as an adult?

They say the money is in the list.

You are so hungry for that money that you can taste it.

Want that moolah?

Well,

If you want that yummy taste.

Then.

You have to learn from a top marketer who makes enough dough to pay for a small car everytime he hits send.

Learn how to build a big profitable list from someone who made over a million smackeroonies just last year alone by sending silly little emails.

There is a famous “quote”.

Learn from the best to be the best.

My friend.

“Give a man a fish he will eat for the day, But teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.”

Want to build your lego empire?

Watch your list, your money, and your lego empire build up on the link below.

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/email-black-opps/

To Your Success

Jay

A.K.A. The funny marketer.

how to build an email list.

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