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7 Figure Franchise

More Valuable Than Boardwalk And Park Place W/O Fake Monopoly Money

Who does not love the classic board game Monopoly.

The game took foreverrrrrrrr to complete but it was fun, fun, fun.

Fun I tell you!

I was either the dog, or the race car when I dominated monopoly back in the dizaaayyyyyy.

Well, at least I though I dominated.

I am a legend in my own mind:)

I don’t mean to toot my own horn.

Oh, screw it toot, toot.

But, I was pretty good at the classic game and I didn’t even have to grow a weird mustache, and wear a tophat.

It would be pretty weird to see a kid with a mustache like that anyways.

Ouch, lay off the hormones young man.

What is more valuable than boardwalk, and park place for your business?

I am so glad you asked.

And it can make you some serious real cash not paper money:)

Taught by a 7 figure English chap

( Without the weird mustache of course. )

Who built his own park place @ boardwalk internet biz

Let him show you how here;

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/7-figure-franchise-webinar/

Get that learning cap on my friend.

Jay

 

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7 Figure Franchise Rocket Man

Rocket Mans Secret Inter Continental Ballistic Profits Program

Rocket man Kim Jung Un

Lessons Learned:

Kim Jong Un is definitely a crazy s.o.b.

The man with the crazy hair p.o.t.u.s. dubbed him rocket man for a reason.

If Kim Jung Un was a dog he would be sporting a crazy red rocket, because he is so in love with his rocket program.

10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1

Boing, boing, boing, and we have lift offfffff!

Sorry Elton didn’t mean to ruin your catchy classic hit song.

Rocket man threatens the U.S.A. and it’s allies with his beloved rockets on an almost weekly basis.

Grab your popcorn and peanuts boys and girls the rocket man is sure to put on a spectacular show.

north Korea rocket man

Lessons learned;

Don’t starve your people over dem damn dere rockets!

They are simply not worth it!

We all know rocket man is not starving.

I hear his favorite dance is the milkshake shuffle:)

Threats and fear is never a smart way to do business rocket man!

But what is worth it’s weight in rocket fuel, and all sanctions lifted on N.Korea to the N.Korean people?

Find out here;

But Only click if you like moolah;

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/7-figure-franchise-webinar/

Rocket mans not smart enough to do it, but I know you can launch your own inter – continental ballistic profits program.

One that just puts money in your pockets, and doesn’t piss of the World in the process.

Verse stuck in head: Cause I think it’s gonna be a long, long, time…..

Rocket man out!

P.S. This email is designed to make you laugh out loud and help you to make more money with your online business.

North Korea nucleur threats

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7 Figure Franchise Biz Opp Email Marketing Funny Affiliate Marketing Emails Funny Marketing High Commission Paypal High Commissions Michael Cheney

Cheneys Rapping In A Commission Rainstorm

Michael Cheney Rap

Michael Cheney Rap

Warning: Michael Cheney uses supersized umbrella and raps for commission rainstorm.

[ Umbrella needed to continue reading ]

It’s true it’s raining commissions all over the place.

His umbrella pops up so he doesn’t get commissions on his face.

Those commissions are shooting from the sky and pouring down hard.

This super affiliate sure knows how to play his marketing cards.

With a $1,000 commission here.

And a $1,000 commission there.

It’s raining money everywhere.

Cheneys like Santa with his big red sack.

Giving out commissions he’s got your back.

Have you been good this year big boy or girl?

Cheneys got something that will make your head twirl.

High ticket commissions is where its at.

Cock your head sideways, and tilt your hat.

With 100% commissions you’ll be purring along.

Enter World class training you cant go wrong.

It simply is a logical choice.

Your going to think this is awesome, so raise your voice.

So,

If you think this rap stinks

Make me shut up and click that link:

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/7-figure-franchise/

Word!

P.S. Eminem eat your heart out.

TTYL

Jay

A.K.A.

The Funny Marketer.

Cheneys Rapping In A Commission Rainstorm

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7 Figure Franchise Biz Opp Email Marketing Funny Affiliate Marketing Emails Funny Marketing High Commission Paypal High Commissions

Marketer Snagged And Eaten Alive By Giant Crocodile

giant saltwater Crocodile

giant saltwater Crocodile

Story Begins…

He was sitting on the banks of the Mary river in Darwin, Australia.

Stroking his keys on his Apple laptop.

Trying to sell $10.00 low ticket affiliate products.

Mistake numero uno.

The marketer logged into his JVZoo affiliate account and shockingly seen another triple zero day.

Oh no! Not again he shouted!

He then proceeded to put his head face down on his laptop in despair.

When out of the blue a giant 16 foot salty grabbed him and pulled him under and did the dreaded deathroll on the poor marketer.

He did not stand a chance!

All that was left was his Apple laptop which popped to the surface shorting out from the murky saltwater.

Mistake number 2.

Not paying attention to your surroundings!

[ warning: This is fiction but this happens everyday in the internet marketing World. ]

It’s true, this is what it’s like with the little guy in the Marketing World.

When the little guy in the internet marketing World is attacked by the giant saltwater super affiliate;)

There is nothing left but that shorted out, non working laptop, bouncing on the surface of that murky saltwater with blood droplets engrained in the keyboard.

So, how do you as the little guy even the playing field?

Well, I will tell you my croc fearing friend.

You have to go for the big moolah.

With your high ticket $1,000 instant Paypal commissions.

With your World class affiliate marketing training taught by a 7 figure super affiliate.

With your 100% commissions across a slew of best selling affiliate products.

Curious now ???

See how here:

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/7-figure-franchise/

P.S. no marketer were hurt during the creation of this email.

Jay

A.K.A. The Funny Marketer.

 

Giant saltwater crocodile eats internet marketer.

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7 Figure Franchise Email Marketing Funny Marketing High Commission Paypal High Commissions

$1,000 MMMMMM MMMMM Good Instant High Ticket Paypal Commissions.

High Commission Delicious Commissions. Even the doggy likes it

$1,000 MMMMMM MMMMM Good High Ticket Instant Paypal Commissions.

The story begins….

Remember when you were a kid and you had the delicious bowl of Campbells soup staring at you?

The heat just radiating off your face.

Just calling out to you eat me,eat me, i am so delicious…

I am even good for your ticker.

I go well with crackers.

It calls out to you.

c’mon you know you want it.

Just teasing you.

Until you just cant take it no more and you dive in spoon in hand slurping that delicious red substance like a rottweiler on a waterdish outside on a 100 degree day.

man, that was a great experience.

remember that?

Well, how would you like to get the warm, fuzzy, fulfilled feeling again as an adult?

$1,000 instant commissions, world class internet marketing training taught by a 7 figure marketer, 100% commissions on every product this 7 figure marketer has ever created, and so much more!

Sounds mmmmm mmmmm good to me.

Come get your delicious commissions on the link below.

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/7-figure-franchise/

 

Even this Cougar thinks these high ticket commissions are delicious

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Internet Marketer Thwarts Attack From Crybaby Wanna Be Affiliate Marketers

Crybaby wannabe internet marketers are everywhere.

There like the black plague of medieval times.

Waaaahhhh, Waaaaaahhhh,

I cant seem to make any money online.

Waaaahhh, Waaaaahhhh,

Crying like a little baby.

You want some cheese with that wine?

These crybaby marketers are everywhere.

Blaming the World, and everyone in it, for there lack of seeing any tangible results when it comes to making money online.

Mainly it is because.

Most internet marketers are plain lazy.

Sorry to be so blunt.

Or.

They do not know what the hell they are doing.

Or a combination of the both.

They believe there is a magical fairy that owns a big money tree, and sprinkles glitter on it, and the money magically appears.

Well, thanks fairy;)

You are swell.

We all wish right;)

I would grow a forest if that was the case.

Unfortunately

There are no such things as money trees.

You have to work for it.

You have to build your biz.

But I want to make it much easier for you.

How would you like all the work done for you essentially?

How would you like $1,000 instant Paypal commissions.

How would you like 100% commissions on a whole suite of best selling internet marketing products?

Including all upsells, recurring, and downsells.

You keep it all kimosabe.

How about World class affiliate marketing training where you can see and learn how Michael Cheney runs his $1.1 million dollar a year internet marketing biz.

Don’t know how to do affiliate marketing?

No worries, he will teach you everything he knows.

The more you learn.

The more you earn.

It’s like planting your own money tree.

And picking off dollar bills when the sales start coming in.

Sound interesting?

If your smart you will click that link below.

http://jaysonlinereviews.com/go/7-figure-franchise/

TTYL

Jay

A.K.A. The funny marketer.

 

crybaby internet marketers

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