Yep, Joe Rogan has finally had enough of the big babbling buffoon that calls himself Alex Jones ( Info Wars ) and bitch slaps him back to Texas, as he screams matte from the classic movie bloodsport.
Aint nothing but steers and queers in Texas Alex and you sure don’t have horns on your melon.
So, it kind of narrows it down don’t it!
Full metal Jacket quote for you non movie buffs.
Alex Jones the babbling overgrown white gorilla has been talking major shit about Joe Rogan saying he is in with the Rothschilds and has sponsorships with the cash app, which is owned by the ceo of Twitter Jack Dorsey.
Alex Jones even went as far as bringing up old Joe Rogan clips saying he is racist etc… Alex Jones has no limits, as the all you can eat buffets will vouch for.
Yep, who cares Alex! Joe Rogan has a family to feed, he can promote midget porn if he wants too no one cares!
Joe Rogan is not a babbling conspiracy theorist who spits out nonsense on a daily basis to his millions of knuckleheads who actually believe his bullshit.
Joe Rogan actually produces great content which is enjoyable to millions of fans of all ages and interests.
Not, retarded conspiracy theories that no-one with half a brain will believe.
Hell, there are even window lickers who are smart enough to know hey, this Alex Jones guy is crazier than Kim Jung Un!
Yep, I am team Rogan on this one!
Alex Jones is just using Joe Rogans fanbase to try and grow his business which has been devastated by a social media typhoon ban from YouTube , Twitter, Facebook, and all the other social media giants getting together and massively bitch slapping Alex Jones and his business back to the stone age.
Yabba dabba doo bitch!
Hows that for a conspiracy theory you got ram rodded by a 100 foot social media hog in the bootay with no lube.
Ouch, that must have really hurt!
Did Joe Rogan really submit Alex Jones?
Nope, but if keeps talking smack this may turn into real news only time will tell!
P.S. This is fake news btw eat your heart out CNN
But the content in this post is as real as a hear attack!
Yo Mama Don’t Dance And Your Daddy Don’t Rock N Roll But YO Bald Headed Granny Is Dancing Like A 20 Year Old Fillipino Break Dancer!
Want To Know Why?
I bet you do you nosey son of a gun you!
You see it is simple your mama don’t dance because well, she just can’t dance she sucks!
What did you expect something clever?
Ok, ok, you win here goes!
Yes, she is white and it is not right when it comes to shaking her tail feather!
If she is not white, and still can’t dance, well she still sucks!
I am equal opportunity dancer basher.
She is not taking her dancing talents to south beach like Lebron James did with the Miami Heat!
So she does not dance case closed!
Yo daddy cant rock n roll because the dude cant sing or swing his hips to save his life.
Unless you count that weird robot dance middle aged men do when they have had one too many Heinekens!
American idol or the voice no worries your safe from your daddies abomination of lackless talent.
See those big words I threw in there to make me look smart? Yeah those sucked too!
You know what does not suck?
Yo bald headed granny!
she’s twisting, she’s grooving, she’s moving, she’s spinning, and by golly she is winning!
She discovered this affiliate marketing coaching that’s teaching her how to get lot’s of bingo money, and that dream Cadillac with those shiny rims she always wanted to pimp the streets of a neighborhood near you, and she’s putting the 20 year old fillipino break dancers to shame with her groovy moves!